Old Lighters 🤔
my half of a LIZARD MONSTER TRADE with roachpatrol - these little things can tuck their heads partly into the shell on their backs for protection, and when THAT doesnt work, the hairlike particles on their tail and antennae can generate electricity, also illuminating patterns on the shell in hopes of scaring whatever it is off
EXCEPT theyre easily excited, and the sparks are essentially harmless ?? i bet theyd make a cool pet
He gives big substitute teacher vibes
Beaven‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐!!!!!!!!!!!!
I forgot what it's called, but you know those alien things that latch onto your head and control your mind? I think they're from metroid or smthn idk. do you think if you put a mini-cone on your head it could do that to you? IS THAT WHAT THE ROAD WIZ IS?
“Like c’mon, look at their lil’ face.”
A distinguished gentleman
Doodle doodle🤭💗
Ok… just realized the last pic look like the explorer is doing something with captain but it not!!!😭😭😭 They just sleep on top of him!!
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Fort Max at a petting zoo + Fort Max being a ref at the puppy bowl bc I think he'd be a good ref
also this was meant to be an ask doodle but I think I accidentally deleted it??? That or I completely imagined someone asking for him...
Cone minions