farawayposting

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when a foxgirl unleashes a tinyyy fraction of her true power

malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

i don’t know how to describe the soul-rendingly deep ache of meeting your best friend in adulthood and knowing you’ll never get to know them when you were both little kids

What do you believe in now?

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

does anyone want to hurt me. in unethical ways

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.

had to do at least one poke Miku…

when you die, all the processes in your body slow down and come to a halt before starting to decay. which means if you were to revive someone from the dead, necromancer-style, you'd potentially have to kickstart their entire system back up from a state of inertia. which means it almost certainly would not be pretty. i'm talking coughing up clots of blood, nauseatingly intense migraines and muscle cramps, and all the sensory overload that would come with firing up the body's engines from frozen cold to fully functioning all guns blazing in the matter of seconds it takes to cast a resurrection spell.

he has the ultimate power

✨ print ✨

Alright what are you ordering off the eevee drink menu? The fact that they aren’t numbered doesn’t help

Drawin the dex special collection: eeveelutions!

Theoretically, since living things want to stay that way and being alive is the natural state of all things which can achieve it, all things that have once lived should have some innate, physical desire to do so again. Therefore, necromancy should be the easiest and most feasible form of magic.

What a good and not at all worrisome argument of course you can borrow my shovel.

big fan of urban fantasy and similar genres because theres nothing funnier to me than a setting where youve got people fighting with enchanted blades and bows and hopping around doing magic tricks but you can also just hit a demon with your car if you feel like it

Stupid is timeless.

the mountain goats make music for people who spent their entire lives convinced they would die before they were 17 except now they're 26 and they have a job and friends and hobbies and they're not sure what they're meant to do now that they've survived

Broke: an infinite superstructure that personally hates you

Joke: an infinite superstructure that is crushingly indifferent to you

Woke: an infinite superstructure that loves you so suffocatingly much, and will grind itself to dust to give you what it imagines you want

posts that make me want to rip my heart out part 5

Preferred pronouns?

dont talk about me

one day I woke up and realised all the waiting and yearning was actually me living my life and it’s happening right now and it’s still good even if it’s not perfect and there is no moment when all your dreams get fulfilled and everything makes sense. like… this is it. this is life. you’ll waste away your youth waiting for some imagined future if you don’t love life for what it is now and make the most of it

i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

your statement on rich kids getting rare starters made me make this, bug catchers, lasses, and youngsters, are really gym leaders to be and ace trainers that haven't gotten old yet

thinking about the r/minecraft post where a guy had just built a seemingly endless field of 1x1 wood plank towers. terrifying

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again