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7 years ago
Porygon-Z For The 3rd Day Of My Daily Summer Draw!

Porygon-Z for the 3rd day of my daily summer draw!


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7 years ago
Keeping With The Weekly Theme Of Pokemon, We Have Phantump!

Keeping with the weekly theme of pokemon, we have phantump!


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7 years ago
I'm Starting A Daily Summer Drawing Challenge! Each Week Will Have A Different Theme, And This Weeks

I'm starting a daily summer drawing challenge! Each week will have a different theme, and this weeks theme is Pokemon! We kick things off with Marowak.


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7 years ago
Umbreon Linless!  ( Do Not Repost Elsewhere! )

Umbreon linless!  ( Do not repost elsewhere! )


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7 years ago

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

7 years ago

YO OP! It's me, the dumbass who thought up the Weedle pun. B) I'm glad you enjoyed it.

wouldnt guzmas bong be weedle themed tho

insert “idk” noise here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The whole Caterpie bong thing started cause my friend, Kirsten, mistook my doodle of Caterpie as a bong, w̶h̶i̶c̶h̶ i̶s̶ h̶i̶l̶a̶r̶i̶o̶u̶s̶

I didn’t say he was limited to just a Caterpie version, but rather multiple variations with varying bug types, a collection if you will. He could have a version of Caterpie, Wurmple, Weedle, Syther, Whirlipede, and etc. A bug lover can’t limit himself to one singular bug, you know? I am curious throu, why do ʏᴏᴜ think he’d have a Weedle bong?


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7 years ago
This Is The Text Of Good Fortune, Reblog In 60 Seconds And $1200 Will Spontaneously Materialize In Your

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

7 years ago

On May 28th, my sister, Edna, turned 31.

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 Her mental age is about three years old. She loves Winnie the Pooh, Beauty & the Beast, and Sesame Street. Even though the below picture is unconvincing. 

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Edna and “Cookie.” I think she was trying to play it cool. 

My name is Jeanie. I’m Edna’s younger sister. I’m also her guardian and caregiver. 

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That’s me on the left. (Hey, you never know. After a year of writing a blog about online dating - Jeanie Does the Internet - I’ve come to learn that there are A LOT of fools on the internet.) 

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ANYWAY, I’m not “doing the internet” anymore. I’m taking care of Edna full-time, after completing my MFA in Writing for Screen & Television at USC.

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May 16, 2014. I wanted a picture. Edna wanted breakfast.

In case you’re wondering where our parents are, they’re dead. Our mom died of breast cancer when she was just 33. 

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Us with mom before she died. (Obviously.)

As for our dad, he peaced-out around the time my mom got sick. His loss - we’re awesome. 

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Here we are being awesome at the beach. Pushing a wheelchair in the sand? Not so awesome. 

In case you’re wondering “What’s wrong?” with my sister - as a stranger once asked me on the street  -  NOTHING. Yes, Edna has a rare form of epilepsy - Lennox-Gastaut syndrome - but I don’t know if that’s anymore “wrong” than people who don’t have manners. 

Basically, Edna was born “normal,” and started having seizures as a baby. They eventually got so bad that they cut off the oxygen to her brain, causing her to be mentally disabled. Or impaired. Or intellectually disabled. Or whatever you want to call it - except “retarded,” because in 2010, President Obama signed Rosa’s Law into effect, replacing that word with “intellectually impaired.” 

Which is cool and all, but services for the disabled and the people who care for them are SEVERELY LACKING. Also, there’s a bunch of people working in taxpayer-funded positions who are supposed to help families like us, but don’t. (Big surprise, I know.) They just fill out paperwork (whenever they feel like it) with asinine statements like this: 

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YUP. I transport my sister down the stairs in her wheelchair, because that is not only safe, but TOTALLY PRACTICAL. Why doesn’t everyone in a wheelchair just take the stairs, for God’s sake? Stop being so lazy, PEOPLE WITHOUT WORKING LEGS! 

But, as it says above, Edna’s legs do work. Whether or not she wants them to, is another story. 

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Edna refusing to go inside. 

These are the stairs that I have to carry her up - by myself - on a daily basis. That is, until one of my legs break and both of us are just sitting at the bottom of the stairs, helpless. 

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For six months, I have begged - BEGGED - the State of California to help my sister, which they are required by law - The Lanterman Act specifically - to do so. But they’ve told me “these things take time” and that I “need to amend my expectations.” (That was said to me when I refused to place Edna at AN ALL-MALE CARE FACILITY. Because yes, that was an “option” that was offered to me.) 

Prior to Edna moving in with me in my one-bedroom apartment, she was living with her amazing caregiver, Gaby, back in Tucson, where we went to high school and I did my undergrad. Edna’s reppin’ the Wildcats below. 

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But back in November, Gaby also died from breast cancer. (FUCK YOU, BREAST CANCER!) This picture was taken a month before she died. She never even told me she was sick because she didn’t want me to worry. 

By the way, we were raised by our grandma. Edna and her were very close.

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She’s dead, too. Surprise.

She died when I was 20 and Edna was 21. That’s when I became Edna’s legal guardian and Gaby stepped into the picture to help me out with Edna. 

So, six months ago, after Gaby died, I moved Edna to California, where I tried to get the folks over at The Frank D. Lanterman Regional Center to help me. I’ve told them I’m worried about our safety - that one of us could get hurt on the stairs -  I’ve told them I can’t afford to pay the private babysitters $15/hour because the ones social services sent me who make $9/hour were unreliable (they didn’t show up on time or at all so I could get to school and work), untrustworthy (one of them let Edna go to the bathroom in the kitchen and then took her into the bathroom because “that what I thought I was supposed to do.”) 

But the people over at the FLRC don’t return my calls, they don’t file the paperwork on time - and the first caseworker that was assigned to us actually LAUGHED AT my sister when he came to our home to evaluate her. When I reported him to his supervisor, she told me, “That’s just [insert name of said jackass].” 

He was one of the two caseworkers that contributed to the report I mentioned above, which also included this: 

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So let me get this straight - I have to feed, bathe, dress and help Edna in the bathroom and you can’t deduce whether or not she is able to vote? What in the fuck?!

Now I realize I seem angry. And you can bet your balls I am. I’m also sad. Sad for those who don’t have family to stick up from them and who waste away God knows where, monitored by no one. Or monitored by people who physically and sexually assault them. 

I’m also sad for the caregivers who are SO EXHAUSTED - trying to take care of their loved ones - while also trying to take care of themselves and battling a system that is supposed to help, but does nothing of the sort. And I know a lot of people give up. They let their dreams, their marriages, their friendships slide. All while trying not to resent the very person you’re doing it all for.

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Edna wanted to sit next to me the other day while I was writing. Clearly, she’s not impressed. 

Here’s the thing: I REFUSE TO GIVE UP. I’M NOT GIVING UP ON HER OR MYSELF. I’m going to pursue my dreams while taking care of her, AND while ensuring that the people paid to do their jobs ACTUALLY do them.

That’s where you come in. I need you to help me get my story out there. Because I know I’m not alone in this. I want to connect with families who are in similar situations and also show people who have no idea what it’s like to care for someone with a disability (or even a loved one who is sick) that it can be rewarding. Super fucking hard. Exhausting. Painful. Isolating. But, rewarding. 

I’m going to get help for my sister - and others. My hope is that by sharing our story, I can bring awareness to the lack of services and help for the disabled. 

Thank you, 

Jeanie 

Facebook:  facebook.com/eisforedna

Twitter: @EisforEdna 

7 years ago
I Love The Expressions When People Fall In Love.

I love the expressions when people fall in love.

So, I’ve studied a blushing face for a long time.

Someone want to see a happy one, so i made happy one better than others.

Enjoy the meme!

7 years ago

friendly reminder that y'all should absolutely check out my art blog @boyslushie and give my art some love bc i’m desperate ;w;

7 years ago

Anyway if you’re gonna make fun of fat men for wearing speedoes/swim suits/ect but defend fat women who are being made fun of for wearing swim suits/bikinis you don’t actually care about fat people lmao.

You either make fun of all of it or defend all of it. You can’t pick and choose.

Fat boys/men deserve the same fucking respect as fat girls/women.

7 years ago

I want to make this perfectly clear, if you

- purposely misgender trans people, unfollow me

- invalidate trans people, unfollow me

- if you describe trans people as a gender they are not, unfollow me

- if you think bullying trans people is feminism, unfollow me

- if you do fucking anything that is meant to hurt trans people, unfollow me

7 years ago
Just So That We‘re Clear: If You Ship Cupcest, Unfollow Me Immediately. Also, The Banner Is Free To

Just so that we‘re clear: if you ship Cupcest, unfollow me immediately. Also, the banner is free to use! Credit is appreciated but not needed.

7 years ago
My Versions Of Cuphead And Mugman! I’ve Always Seen Them As Older So I Decided To Draw Them How I’ve

My versions of Cuphead and Mugman! I’ve always seen them as older so I decided to draw them how I’ve always seen them. With creative freedom of course! They’re about 21-21? Being twins they’re the same age, just cuphead is a few minutes earlier!

( Cupcest Shippers Don't Interact!! )


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7 years ago

I remember you reblogging that post where studiomdhr thought of the cup bros as kidults but how do you feel about the actual writer claiming them to be adolescents? Like I'm not trying to start anything I'm just curious as to what you think. I always felt like there was something off about the studio's answer b/c they made seem like it was a question/joke or that they weren't sure themselves. At least the writer gave us an answer

okay I’m gonna be very real with this: i do feel that the studio wanted to leave the question unanswered bc they wanted us to come up with our own interpretation you know? Which is what I’m perfectly fine with. And if one of the writers say they are teenagers, by all means go ahead and see them as teenagers!

and here’s the thing that many people just don’t get: you don’t have to follow Canon material 100%. Plus there’s always AUs if it’s too hard for you to comprehend

But my point on the whole issue is that you can hc the cuphead Bros as either adults or children. It’s all up to you. But if you harass other people for seeing them as adults/child and different from your hc (which is what I’ve been seeing a ton), then you’re the asshole.

the only thing I can’t stand is that I see actual innocent artists getting attacked left and right just bc they hc the bros as adults, and the label ‘pedophile’ being thrown around at the wrong people. And now I feel that people are mostly just scrambling to get any leverage over their own hc from any of the staff on cuphead - and to use it to justify themselves in harassing other people.

but for real tho, I just don’t see the point in asking the studio? So what if they seem like they’re unsure? All you need to do is to interpretate what you want, and leave other people alone. It’s not that hard to be nice y’know?

Oh, and one more thing @ the adult side: I’ve seen a few comments from that post such as ‘haha they’re adults now we can draw porn of them :))))’ and that’s just… nasty. Like, nothing wrong with you seeing them as adults (which I do as well) nor drawing porn, BUT why you gotta act as if you’ve been eying them and ready to pounce on any chance to sexualize them. And to rub it in other’s faces

it’s not cool for the rest of us who just simply hc them as adults as well (bc they gamble and drink alcohol). That’s nasty af

7 years ago

Werner Werman is amazing!!! He is the best!!! He is so fluffy and amazing!!! I hope he is happy!!! He is so cute!!! I love him!!! He is good and pure!!! He is so smart and wonderful!!! He is the best!!!

7 years ago

nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if...

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

7 years ago
When Things Are So Bad Than… Than You… … Than You Just Really Can’t Do… Anything… Anything
When Things Are So Bad Than… Than You… … Than You Just Really Can’t Do… Anything… Anything
When Things Are So Bad Than… Than You… … Than You Just Really Can’t Do… Anything… Anything
When Things Are So Bad Than… Than You… … Than You Just Really Can’t Do… Anything… Anything
When Things Are So Bad Than… Than You… … Than You Just Really Can’t Do… Anything… Anything
When Things Are So Bad Than… Than You… … Than You Just Really Can’t Do… Anything… Anything
When Things Are So Bad Than… Than You… … Than You Just Really Can’t Do… Anything… Anything
When Things Are So Bad Than… Than You… … Than You Just Really Can’t Do… Anything… Anything
When Things Are So Bad Than… Than You… … Than You Just Really Can’t Do… Anything… Anything

When things are so bad than… than you… … than you just really can’t do… anything… anything at all.


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7 years ago
Im Bored And Wanna Doodle Bendy! Send Me Some Requests!  ( No OCs, Sorry! )

Im bored and wanna doodle Bendy! Send me some requests!  ( No OCs, sorry! )


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