"just so you know your mutual fetishizes sexual violence" omggggg yaaaaaaay something i can bond with them over!!! yippeeee!!! yayy!!
Story time:
When I was in college I was the only one in the dorm with a car which made me VERY popular, but more importantly because I was so fucking down bad for my next door neighbor, I volunteered to drive her to church [literal actual baptist church my jewish ass had balls of fucking steel to walk into that bitch every week drooling after a hot femme lordt]
This went normal and fine for about three weeks until one time her roommate had a dude over and she was like "can I stay in your room tonight so I actually get some sleep before church 🥺?"
So I let her stay in my bed and well. Folks. She didn't sleep. But we DID play "how many orgasms does it take to make you pass out?" And it turns out the answer was 15 sometime around 3am the next morning. We obvi wake up RUSHINGGGGGGG to church the next morning, and when we arrive looking frazzled, the pastor looks her up and down and asks how she's doing and is she having a tough time with finals? And she just goes "no, I just didn't get a lot of sleep last night, we were studying." And the pastor goes "oh yeah, what are you studying for?"
And without missing a beat my dyke ass says "Bible Study."
If looks could kill, I think she would have ended me on the spot, but four hours later she was calling me god in the backseat of my car while I ate her out sooooooooo pretty sure the moral to this story is that pre-marital lesbian sex is fine as long as you can emotionally scar an old man in the process.
does anyone want to have a concerning power dynamic with me
I don’t care how old I am I WILL be sleeping with stuffed animals
Euphemisms that imply you don't know what arousal is... "Awww, are you feeling tingly again??" "I'm feeling really funny..." "Do you need help with what to do now??" "Do you want to make it feel good??" "Can you help me make it smaller again..."
there are so many nights when my dada gets super horny in the middle of the night so he comes to my room instead and starts jerking off over my sleeping face. he can’t keep his hands to himself since it’s my fault i look so fuckable and dumb even when sleeping. he starts by pulling down my shirt so that my little tits hang out of my shirt, and then he starts groping them as much as he likes. then he pulls away my blankie only to see me wearing no pants and having a dark wet spot on my hello kitty panties. he throws his head back and groans loudly as he continues jerking off, thinking of how much of an icky slut his daughter is for being so desperate for cock all the time. he starts rubbing my little clit hard and fast until i wake up with a loud whine and cum so hard in my little girl panties at the same time as dada shoots his warm & sticky cum all over my face and paci
“looks good enough to rape” is a deeply awful thing to say about someone and i wish people said it about me
hi can i cry on u and call u dad
“I know baby I know” while I’m forcing you to take every inch
Theres somethin about dadcock
Pleasuring the cock that made you
Being violated by the cock that made you
Being corrupted by the man who raised you