Not Now Baby, Daddy's Gotta Look Up Pictures Of Girls Who Look Like You While He Takes Care Of Something

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

hi can i cry on u and call u dad

I might be way more into the teacher thing than i realised actually. I'm special i promise I'm special. I'm such a bright and capable boy. This definitely isn't the only source of approval and praise i've ever had. You could take advantage of that if you wanted to. You could if you wanted to

horror movie

hey masochists. tip. if your domme is mad and drunk she'll hit harder. pour her a drink.

unfortunately “we shouldn’t be doing this” sounds really hot during sex

stretch my cunt out until your fleshlight fits inside of me. make me thank you for giving me a hole that will finally feel good to you

I want attention so bad rn that I feel like I'd kill myself for it yknow

Tbh I’ve always maintained that if I told my dad the detailed account of being raped he’d go absolutely rabid. I’d want to be sitting in his lap and whispering the whole thing in his ear while my hand’s stuffed in my panties between us. Need to feel that man’s hands gripping into both my asscheeks and spreading me open while groaning into the side of my neck while I tell him how some stranger took his little girl

need to “don’t worry honey, go back to sleep, it’s just mom. mamas got you” my way into my sons cunt first thing in the morning