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AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18)

Charming. Attractive. Popular. You gather a diverse and zany. group of friends from all walks of life. Though you’re highly social, you absolutely hate fighting. This is often at odds with you quest for justice in all aspects of your...

How To Dress For Sugar Success

• Learn how to balance textures in your outfits. Here’s a cheat-sheet: if you’re wearing a silk blouse, wear a heavier fabric like wool, leather or crepe on the bottom. Likewise, if you’re wearing a thicker fabric on top like wool, wear a thinner fabric, like jersey or silk, on the bottom. • Pay attention to the little things. I like to make sure that the leather of my shoes, bag and belt are all the same shade (e.g. tan or black) and that the metals of my jewellery, the hardware on my bag and belt and the buttons on my jacket are all the same tone (e.g. all rose gold or all silver). He might not notice explicitly but he’ll subconsciously reflect on how put-together you are.  • Buy in neutral colours. White, black, grey, beige, navy, Carolina blue – the simpler your colour palette, the easier and quicker it is to put together items that coordinate well with each other. • Build a capsule wardrobe. Save up and select a few key pieces that you can mix and match. It’s better to have a smaller wardrobe with quality items than a vast wardrobe that falls apart after a few washes. • Look on Ebay. Don’t be afraid to buy secondhand designer clothes but avoid trendy ‘It’ items from previous that will make you look dated. • Buy classic pieces and timeless silhouettes: pencils skirts, turtlenecks, etc. A classic cut in a solid shade will bring attention to the craftsmanship of the garment. • Get it in black. Especially when you’re buying from ‘affordable’ stores; it’s harder to see detail on black clothing which will help hide poor craftsmanship. 

• Emphasise one attribute at a time, except on special occasions. For example, if you’re planning on showing off your cleavage, consider looking for a knee-length dress that shows off your bust. • Experiment with cuts until you find what is most flattering for you. Do you look best in tapered pants or straight leg? Pencil skirts or A-line? Know the difference between these cuts. • If your dress is knee-length, heels are no longer optional.  • Consider investing in a garment steamer. Particularly if you can’t afford to have items dry cleaned regularly or you’re too lazy to drop things off at the drycleaner and pick them up.  • When you can afford it, have your clothing tailored to you. I guarantee that nothing will make you look as expensive as a wardrobe of carefully tailored jeans, blouses, skirts and dresses. I would tailor my underwear if I could. • Become a tactile shopper. Feel things, touch, assess the breathability of the fabric. Look at the material listed on the garment you’re buying and try to buy natural fabrics more often than not – merino wool, cashmere, silk, 100% cotton jeans and Ts. This will make a world of difference.  • For special occasions, wear red. The colour red has been scientifically proven to increase the appetite and make the heart beat faster. You will stand out. • Be properly fitted for your bras and underwear. • Invest in your underwear. Think La Perla, not Victoria’s Secret. You should have: a number of sets of lingerie (complete with suspenders, tights, corsets, etc.); a few negligees for the bedroom; a silk robe; a few teddies; a few sets of good quality T-shirt bras (one for each day of the week, at least) with matching underwear; and a few pairs of good quality seamless panties. You might also want to consider nipple covers (for strapless dresses) and the like. Your SD might not mind purchasing any of this for you – after all, you could be modeling it all for him later. • Accessories are key. Spend money on your bags and handbags; keep them maintained, cleaned and polished. If your jewellery needs re-plating, have it re-plated and make sure it is polished and shiny. Don’t wear branded jewellery but pick items that demonstrate exceptional craftsmanship and are clearly expensive. And let me say this – if your SD ever takes you to a horse racing event: ✓ to a fascinator with a veil, ✗ to wearing stilettos on the grass. • Get a lint roller. Use it. You might also want to purchase waterproofing spray and Static Guard. • Understand which colours suit gold jewellery and which suit silver. Warm colours, like red and burgundy, suit gold best. Likewise, cool colours like blue and grey, suit silver best. • You’re in charge – don’t be afraid to dress like the boss. Men are visual creatures so feel free to let your attire drive home the impression that a) you are a hustler, first and foremost and b) you don’t need him. I work in a corporate environment so for coffee/lunch dates I’ll meet a POT or SD wearing a dressier version of my usual work attire – figure-hugging knee-length dress or skirt suit with take-no-shit pumps and a structured designer handbag. BONUS: This will make negotiating your allowance easier because you have an equal platform to work from - it’s not a one-sided negotiation where you’re wearing a mini skirt and he’s wearing a three-piece suit. • Research the location thoroughly beforehand. Dress for the venue, environment and atmosphere. ✩✩✩+ restaurants usually have a dress code, which you should look into beforehand. Likewise, you shouldn’t show up to a ✩✩ restaurant wearing a Tom Ford dress and Louboutins. Are you going to a fine dining restaurant? A trendy new restaurant? These are all factors that will affect your attire. You want your SD to know that you are a companion suitable to any and all environments; he should always feel like he is dining with the most beautiful, elegant woman in the room. • Buy a good wool coat. I live in a cold climate so I spend a good portion of my day in a coat; a good wool coat is warm but stylish. Try a cocoon or kimono cut from brands like Scanlan Theodore or Lover – you’ll look modern and stylish while remaining deliciously warm.

• Don’t be afraid to break the rules.

It’s going down happy 420 #SmokeSomethingBitch we on ediables (at Jacksonville Riverwalk) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_OV9prj2mth01n1qyfYYhlsBxjWqJyqgolq9s0/?igshid=js0ljd2krhf8

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He Pays for What He Wants!

It’s just that simple…yet you give him options so that his fragile male ego doesn’t think you are backing him into a corner or being greedy. “Oh Honee, what do you mean? What the hell are you talking about today?” I’m so glad you asked ! Lol

Him: I like my women shaved, airstrip, etc down there.

You: Awesome! European Wax Center offers a great package where you buy 9 and get 3 free or you can pay monthly which is more expensive of course. Pretty much takes care of that for the entire year. They even offer ones for students! 

Would you like to add that to our monthly allowance or should I give you the number so that you can call and take care of the cost?

Him: I love a woman that can go from t-shirts and jeans to a nice sexy dress/evening gown and heels, etc.

You: I can definitely do that! I have plenty of jeans and tshirts in my wardrobe, however, I’d love a few new dresses/evening gowns that you’d love to see me in.

 Would you like to  set aside a shopping date to take care of that, add a shopping allowance, or buy directly from my wishlist?

Him: I love lingerie with a garter belt and stockings. Do you have any you can send me pictures in?

You: I’m so glad you asked! I was just looking at a few sets on the Agent Provocateur/ La Perla website that I really liked. Here’s the links to them, Check them out and let me know what you think (…checks out links tells you how much he’d love see you in them) I love that you and I have the same taste. 

Would you like to purchase them directly for me or purchase the gift-card so that I can purchase them myself?

Specific things that he wants should not come out of your agreed upon allowance. Find his most prized possession and compare the two if he ever tries you.

Example:

Him: Babe, doesn’t your allowance cover that?

You: Babe :( you know my allowance covers my necessities first. I love how you’re so manly about your desires that require a little more extra work on my part which is certainly not problem. It makes me feel great to make you happy. Kind of like when you bought your Porsche last week. You could have brought the regular manufactured one, but you also added the premium package, tinted windows, and better tires which cost a little more then you intended to spend.

 I’ve seen the happiness in your face when we ride in it.

 I’m not one to compare myself to cars because I can do things for you that your Porsche can’t :), but that wax is my premium package, tinted windows is that dress/shoes, and those new tires is my lingerie. 

Don’t you want to experience the happiness of all that too?

You’ll thank me for this long ass post later,

Honee

at Aquatica Orlando https://www.instagram.com/p/CCwHPxqDL7akOYFB8vnpZPjod2CvdVG0gSoLNk0/?igshid=pf5fu9jocd2j

Health:

http://glassesofwater.com/ - track your water intake!

http://thequietplaceproject.com/90seconds?usp=chrome_app - 90 sec of relaxation!

http://fridgg.com/?ref=chrome - yummy recipes!

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/kitchen-king/pgcoehmlllkhjificjjlcpmiiihgbahb?utm_source=chrome-ntp-icon - recipes!

http://i.strive.to/track/meditationn - meditation tracker!

http://www.trackthisfor.me/ - tracks almost everything!

http://m.easur.es/ - converts measurements!

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/fight-depression/bpcanhncamomjgapncfnedcimpcmlbnf?utm_source=chrome-ntp-icon - fight depression with your diet!

http://getlista.com/ - recipes!

Fitness:

http://www.fitocracy.com/home/ - workout and goal tracker - my fav!

http://gainfitness.com/ - fitness tracker!

http://fitness-calculators.dietly.net/ - different types of fitness calculators!

http://en.no.fitness.myasics.com/ - track and set goals for you running!

http://i.strive.to/track/yoga - yoga tracker!

http://i.strive.to/track/pushups - push up tracker!

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/sit-up-tracker/engpognappblgbmpbdjlocbkcfhelaam?utm_source=chrome-ntp-icon - sit up tracker!

http://workout-timer.appspot.com/ - interval workout timer!

http://workoutlabs.com/ - build your own workout program!

http://www.maxcapacitytraining.com/ - hiit workouts!

http://www.endomondo.com/home - track your running!

For school/work:

https://www.wunderlist.com/#/activitycenter - online planner!

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/task-timer/aomfjmibjhhfdenfkpaodhnlhkolngif - track your work!

http://essays.gammanet.pl/ - easier ways to write essays!

https://app.mystudylife.com/dashboard - track your classes and tasks - my fav!

http://www.ancient.eu.com/ - for history!

https://myhomeworkapp.com/?ref=c - homework organizer!

http://www.myschoolnotebook.com - keep your notes organized!

http://mathground.net/ - good for math!

http://mystudentbook.com/today/ - track all your school work!

http://biologypop.com/ - for biology class!

https://www.cognifit.com/ - train your mind!

http://www.tmsoft.com/white-noise-player/ - relax with white noise!

https://www.biodigitalhuman.com/ - 3D anatomy!

http://tomorrow.do/ - to do book list!

Other:

http://strawberrypal.com/ - online menstrual calendar & ovulation calculator!

http://illuum.com/ - helps you get happyyyy!

https://i.strive.to/ - mood tracker!