BYEEEREE I CANT BREATHE

BYEEEREE I CANT BREATHE

BYEEEREE I CANT BREATHE

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2 years ago

Hey queen, I saw your tweet about how men are trash and I just wanted to let you know I agree. Although I myself am a man (I know ugh) I am on your side. "One of the good ones" as some may say. Btw I didn't notice how fat your boobies are until now but they're awesome.

Tfw the very rare occasion where my parents let me wear my hair out………..They forced me to chem relax AND hot iron it 😀👍

2 years ago
An Image I Made. Do With It What You Will

an image i made. do with it what you will

1 year ago

speaking of age gaps, I love the idea Slade took Dick's virginity at 16/17 in an alternate universe where he already was with the Teen Titans but Slade was less hostile. And a decade later, Bruce finds out and goes batshir insane. Like he tracks down Slade to the other side of the globe to interrogate him, because he's PERSUADED Slade raped Dick and that THIS was the reason Dick left Bruce and Gotham for New York and the Teen Titans. Slade's reaction is basically:

Speaking Of Age Gaps, I Love The Idea Slade Took Dick's Virginity At 16/17 In An Alternate Universe Where

But goes along because despite having ended his affair with Dick on a not so good note (they got together secretly when Dick was in his mid-twenties; he's now in his early thirties), he still loves him. He doesn't know what Bruce has possibly done to Dick, so he figures making himself the monster Batman thinks he is will keep the kid safe.

Dick is in fact unaware of everything until he learns from his sources that Deathstroke is possibly in the US governement's possession.

Oh my god.

Slade would be such a little shit about it. He absolutely originally fucked Dick to piss people off but then was like o h n o feelings.

Slade disappears for about two weeks Dick is forced to go and find him because goddamn it Slade he was looking forward to that vacation. Turns out Bruce was keeping him in blackgate and straight up torturing him. Dick loses his shit and rips the collar off of Slade neck. He has never been so angry at Bruce before. Slade can barely stand but the way he grips Dicks hip and grins at Bruce makes it all worth it.


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11 months ago
Gojo Gives Me The Vibe That He Sucks At Sucking Cock But I Know Geto Comes From This Image Alone

Gojo gives me the vibe that he sucks at sucking cock but I know Geto comes from this image alone


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2 years ago
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2 years ago

if you think about it roaches are actually pretty yonic… oval shaped like vulvas, their forewings represent labia majora and their hindwings labia minora, their heads are the clitoris, protothorax is urethra and meso- & metathorax is vagina… god my brain is so fucking big my neck can barely support my head’s weight oughh


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