Coming Up With All These Puns Is Like Running A Busy Funeral Home: Quite The Undertaking!

GPT-4 is becoming too real.

@xiaokuer-schmetterling happened uprawn this crabulous post

would it krill you to have a little shrimpathy?

“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

this one liberal dude on twitter made the (correct) take that parents have overwhelming power over their kids and very often abuse it and restrict children's rights and he was ratio'd by conservatives, communists and liberals alike who made comments like "my kids will have rights when they pay the bills" to "aw are you upset mom and dad didn't you get you a lega set for christmas". way to prove his point lol! any criticism of the power dynamics adults and particularly parents have over kids and how it is often used to abuse kids or refuse to let them exist as themselves is drowned in mockery and the idea that parents have absolute authority over children and that any less than that is actually spoiling them.

i said it before: people only care about Children as an ideal. as property. as something that is Innocent and deserving protection From Evil Traffickers but also something Dumb that barely deserves the status of human with autonomy. and its fucking wild how even the staunchest communists think of this as normal, and how people refuse to understand that this dynamic is how kids are emotionally, physically and sexually abused, as well as robbed of their voices and too scared/ashamed to talk about it.

used my spotify moneys to buy a single grain of rice!!! lammys eatin good today!!!

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

I overlooked the poll at first and thought this was about the Hellhorde torturing Apothecary Diaries Maomao by offering to let her make drugs (she would confess so fast)

You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that