fuck esports, the only correct way to play smash is the way my 7 y/o niece plays it: connecting 2 controllers, setting one as peach, setting the other as marth, pretending marth is peach’s boyfriend and then playing virtual barbie and ken with them
the greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet
reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now
A reminder that
Pedophilia ≠ Child Sexual Abuse
Zoophilia ≠ Bestiality
Pedophilia and Zoophilia are the attractions
Abuse and Bestiality are the actions
Stop misusing these words
Not every para is a predator
i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
until recently I had only heard his name in one of my kid's phonk remixes so I assumed he was a fictional character made up for a song
let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.
i have rule i semi-adhere to for media criticism which is to ideologically meet shit where it's at (or where it's presented to me). i like to call it the "i didn't make you market it that way" rule--like, if lancer's union was just presented as a sci-fi setting, that would be fine. i don't expect all sci-fi settings to be communist utopias! but when the creators of lancer use the word utopia like 20 times & bandy around words like 'mutual aid' and 'post-scarcity' and 'anticapitalist' when describing it, then to me that becomes absolutely fair game. similarly if someone says 'stardew valley is fun i like farming :)' then i'm not gonna reply with a long post about how it's ideologically petty-bourgeois--but if they say 'stardew valley is anticapitalist', then they've opened up that can of worms and it's fair for me to point out that the worms exist.
headcanon: this is what Blush is painting in-universe during her battle
match the colors