I Like To Imagine That Senshi Isn't Acting That Different As An Elf, Its Just Coming Across Different

until recently I had only heard his name in one of my kid's phonk remixes so I assumed he was a fictional character made up for a song

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

When contacted for comments regarding the poor reception of the "A Minecraft Movie" trailer and his contreversial political statements, Jack Black replied with the following.

I recently wrote this fanfiction, its the first piece of writing ive finished in a while:

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Dwarven-Pressed Coffee/Nilbog

It started off as a silly "what if Laios randomly turned into a girl" and then got really sappy and transgender. I have no idea how good it is its short and i finished it at 3 in the morning.

github will say you should choose a descriptive name for your project and then suggest shit like "purple-earthquake"

*hits blunt made from a rolled-up botany paper*

The ultimate androgynous name is "Corylus Maxima". You can nickname them not only "Cory" and "Max", but also "Hazel" and "Filbert".

We often talk about "ludonarrative dissonance" in terms of morality and situations like "the story says violence is bad, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to kill things" but my actual fave version of it is "the story says you have a very serious plot-relevant time-sensitive thing to do, but the gameplay enables and encourages you to buzz off into the world and search for collectibles for five weeks"

its kind of funny that two of my girlfriends that ascribe an animal to themselves are a mouse and a fish. yes it is me the predatory lesbian. im doing tom and jerry shit in the bedroom. Hit me up if you're a tiny yellow bird with a gmilf sugar mama im sure we can work something out

it does kind of slaughter me a little bit every time i'm reminded of how near-universally associated slenderman is with the phrase "collect my pages" when the fundamental conceit of the game being referenced is that slenderman will hunt you down with murderous intent if you so much as go near his pages

ah. to be a mouse mom eating a pie where the filling is a cheese wheel