If There Was A Nickelodeon Sitcom About A Teenager Who Made A Web Show About Making Pastries, It Could

Drew Blush, from Rabbit and Steel, for my friends birthday!! (@gameboys0608)

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

fuck ufc, this was the match of the century

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

my ideas for evil kids shows

The Miggles: A group of threatening men in desaturated turtlenecks sing and dance off rhythm to teach kids important lessons like how to destroy fruit salads (they're gross) and punish their hyperactive friend jeff by placing him in an eternal slumber

Redy: A family of dogs from new zealand constantly berate and abusive each other with no concern for each other's well being or boundaries. very popular with adults who had happy and fulfilling childhoods who wish they were older.

Red's Answers: A man endures psychological torture from a red dog who slowly unravels anything he's known to be true and real, having his mail stolen on a daily basis

Dora the Hermit: A mexican girl sits in her dreary house all day with no friends where her possessions are constantly stolen from her by a fox, everyone only speaks Spanish with as few signs as possible as to what they could be saying.

The Electric Bill: various dry segments misinform children on grammar and spelling with the goal of making them less literate

Eve and Lucifer: A show many people mistake as a parody of Moral Orel, teaching children various life lessons about living in sin and abandoning morals in the name of science

Active City: A mean lazy villain tells everyone to sit on their couches and eat junk food while moving as little as possible, causing the pirate metal band Alestorm to break up.

Normal Wild Animals: A group of animals who cause problems in a small area around an old folks home. Gives all american children that watch it british accents and all british children that watch it american accents.

Salt Pig: A lone beautiful specimen of a real life pig gores the queen of england to death

Update after a full workday of using Heexy: The bang search could use some tweaks (it requires the bang to go at the beginning of the query whereas other search engines recognize it anywhere; it is only working for me directly from the website rather than in searches from the address bar; and it triggers captchas a lot on websites like Google Scholar), but as far as the normal search functionality---still excellent. I get plenty of relevant results from a decade ago rather than other search engines' flood of very recent pages, and there is better prioritization of reliable sites like a higher ratio of .edu pages for informational sources.

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After my DuckDuckGo results started getting too full of bot-generated crap, I started looking for other privacy-focused search engines and found this hidden gem that's given me lovely results so far

she said she was microceleb but when i met her she was fucking normal sized. taller than me even. i brought a cute little bug carrier and everything and now i look like an asshole sitting here with it in my lap in this stupid fucking bar. sick of people lying about who they are online.

Screw it, more more deer mousegirl pictures

MtG Guilds

Olive green and mustard yellow and burnt orange are a beautiful, inseparable polycule and they are all making out with each other in my closet.