Ferntasie - Snuggle Seductress

remember the greek math guy who ran around naked shouting bazinga

Dont wanna sound like a slut but i love hugs so fucking much

On the 31st anniversary of Animation Magic's Zelda games, I am proud to announce Aypo's Library - a fansite dedicated to archiving various facts, tidbits, developmental history, and more about the CD-i Nintendo games.

I've dug up some brand-new factoids regarding these games while putting the site together, including:

Accurate Hotel Mario holiday message dates

New evidence regarding Iggy's lost hotel

Early blurbs for four of the games

More comprehensive writeups about the unreleased CD-i Nintendo titles

More? I think???

Come on in!

Remember when I told ya'll last month to be ready to start looking for a Discord alternative?

Yeah things aren't looking good for discord.

linus takes a trip to the nether. birthday gift to my sister

as i sit here waiting for twenty minutes of software updates for my fire remote once again, i think about the brighter future steve was trying to lead us toward and i weep.

r.i.p. the from far away channel changer thing

steve may not have been breaking entirely new ground when he invented the from-far-away-channel-changer-thing but it was creative and it didn't require batteries and he was so proud of it, the kids had no right to shit on his creation like that

I find it kind of funny that human babies are so fragile and helpless and useless that natural selection went like HARD-hard on humans finding babies cute. This thing is a wailing messy resource sinkhole so please find other reason to enjoy it. And the humans that did find baby cute and invest time in them, the crazy bastards?? Lived!!

And now there’s so much spill-over from “baby cute” gene that humans see literally any “baby” creature that even slightly resembles us, like

and we’re like 😍🥰🤩🥺🥺🥺 I wanna love you so bad. I wanna make so many images of you, you are so small, just baby. I’m inventing new emotions as we speak bc I love you so much.

Like, I’m almost convinced humans didn’t even domesticate dogs bc we thought they’d be useful, we saw some puppies and it activated our Big Boi Primate Baby buttons, it wasn’t even logic time baby, it was 🥺 time.

its kind of funny that two of my girlfriends that ascribe an animal to themselves are a mouse and a fish. yes it is me the predatory lesbian. im doing tom and jerry shit in the bedroom. Hit me up if you're a tiny yellow bird with a gmilf sugar mama im sure we can work something out