Lady Dimitrescu: WHO DRANK MY WINE?!

Dear monster women, I am single and ready to mingle in whatever extra limbs? you may have. 😘

Kabosu, better known as Doge, has passed away. Pay your respects to the legend, she will be missed.

WINESODDEN MEOW MEOW LARISSA MY BELOVED

inspired by chapter 2 of particular by @yourlocaldisneyvillain <3

people who don't experience hyperfixation don't know what it feels like to hyperfixate so much on something that it becomes not only your subject of obsession but also your source of happiness and literally the main reason why you still keep going; literal source of strength and life.

shoutout to my favorite fictional characters, favorite people, favorite ships, favorite movies, favorite tv shows, fanfics and archive of our own

need a pretty girl that will let me grope her tits whenever i feel like it. i don’t care what size they are as long as they’re always available. i can’t stop thinking about how perfect that would be- coming home after a long day and telling her how beautiful she is, then playing with her boobs while she talks about what she’s been up to while i’ve been gone. waking up with her and seeing her next to me, and immediately squeezing her tits for half an hour straight because they look too good and i just can’t help myself. walking up behind her while she’s doing the dishes and kissing her on the cheek before groping her perfect chest without a word exchanged between us. in conclusion i love girls and i love tits thank you for your time

this post is about lesbian sex- men/minors dni

Conservative paternalism is gross.

78 year-old adulterous rape culture icon and child molester rambling about fertilization is like music to the ears of MAGA.

My medieval and ancient ancestors watching me trying to charge my laptop and connect to WiFi: Ah, yes, she must feed her magic mirror on the telluric current and summon the spirits of knowledge from the aether.

My ancestors watching me proceed to doomscroll on Twitter: Alas! She is beguiled by the cruel babblings of the demons within the mirror; soon she will descend into melancholy from the things she has witnessed.

ANNE HATHAWAY & THOMASIN McKENZIE as Rebecca & Eileen EILEEN (2023, dir. William Oldroyd) | Official Trailer Release date: December 8th, 2023