This Is Actually My Roman Empire

if you can’t eat hairy pussy ur a coward & that’s on u

nanny talking to elphaba and saying this like oh they were CLOCKED. by everyone apparently

‘everyone knew you were gay’

"FN-2187. So good to have you back."

7 most adhd moods

–the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i  wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and–SQUIRREL

–galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i’m not sure how much time i was lost in thought

–the tutorial only comes in video format: i’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove *hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun*

–damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment

–i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/c i didn’t want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn’t let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes)

–patrick star: *unlocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. *opens messenger* the weather. *opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook* the weather. *opens twitter again* THE WEA–

–smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i’m going back to sleep

ANIMATION SWAP: DIMITRESCU > ETHAN 🌿 resident evil village, 2021

Alcina having to comfort Donna after the maid broke the pasta because Donna keeps complaining to her

donna probably cried on alcina's dress

no bc I just rewatched this ep and it broke me after reading this

The first episode that Alex comes back as ADA for SVU wrecks me. It’s like Alex is having an out of body experience the entire time. Everyone’s expecting her to be her old self, but she doesn’t know how. Every move she makes, someone’s there to remind her, “that’s not what Alex Cabot would do.” Then at the end, Liv tells her, “you really are back” and that must be so goddamn comforting for Alex to hear because this woman knows her. If Liv thinks she’s back, it must be true. She can finally feel like her old self again. She can finally breathe again.

the women of america were once promised that butch dykes would be lurking in all corners of society, ready to corrupt our minds and turn us all gay. what ever happened to that. where are the butches uncle sam.

Alcina, getting all intimidating and mysterious with a wine in hand: This bloodline ends with me.

Y/N, turning to the other Lords: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".