😍👅mommy Larissa Weems 😍👅

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

I'm Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

Alcina, getting all intimidating and mysterious with a wine in hand: This bloodline ends with me.

Y/N, turning to the other Lords: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

take these, beloved comrade, you are going to need them today:

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OH WOW

Y/n, cooing: “awhhh, you’re just my precious little baby, cute little little thing!”

Mazikeen: “do they always treat you like this?”

Lucifer, in utter bliss with their head on y/ns lap: “mm yeah… pretty much.”

bro help me i cant stop thinking of donna save me