What To Do If You Find Yourself Homless- Written By Someone Who Has Actually Been Homeless

it's actually so funny how challenging it is to write bona fide graphic, horny smut. like people don't give smut writers enough credit. you are constantly running out of words to describe the same 2-4 body parts and same 4-6 motions. you are constantly attempting to do interesting and dynamic things in the prose with this extremely limited set of words. you are looking at your prose for the nastier bits and wondering if it actually sounds hot or if it just sounds goofy. you are then toning down your prose and then wondering if it now sounds tasteful or if it's just boring. you do ctrl+F for the word "cock" and there are 37 instances of it in the doc but you hate the 1-2 acceptable synonyms so there's nothing much you can do about it

you do NOT want to be a vampire. sit down. you do NOT long for the night. you have seasonal depression. you would miss garlic too much. you would get killed by other vampires because you do NOT have the social skills required to keep up the ruse. BE REALISTIC.

Alcina having to comfort Donna after the maid broke the pasta because Donna keeps complaining to her

donna probably cried on alcina's dress

idk what the male version of uhaul lesbians is but deadpool and wolverine went on one three day date after which wade asked logan to move in w him n his 70 yo blind coke fiend roommate (unsurprising) & logan said yes

Y/N, without any idea who their kidnappers are, is trying to run away from the castle

The daughters are grabbing them by the clothes

Y/N, fighting back: Let me go, you fu..

Y/N, hit with the thought “oh no they are hot” : …

Bela: Where do you think you are going, little one?

Y/N, just learned several gay things about themselves: I give up.

Bela, confused: What?

Alcina, approaching them with a smirk on her face: Well, well, who do we have here?

Y/N, blushing: I SURRENDER!

An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.

Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)

the gay Alcina or the lesbian Alcina?

all of the above

Alcina Dimitrescu

I couldn’t decide which I liked best, so I’m sharing both!

Other fanart in this set: Salvatore Moreau | Donna Beneviento & Angie | Karl Heisenberg | Ethan Winters | Rosemary Winters