Is It Weird That This Is What I’m Most Exited For This Week

Nothing I will ever see in my whole life will ever bring me as much joy as watching my 4-month old dog try to fit her entire foot in her mouth

It’s all downhill from here

Frogs are phenomenal, archery is cool as heck but I can’t do it, sunflowers are, in my humble opinion, The Best Flower, and rings are uncomfortable for me but they look very nice on other people

wait i wanna try smn. aros reblog with your opinions on frogs, archery, sunflowers, and white rings

The Perfect Explanation of Privilege – In One Powerful Punchline

“The Pencilsword” is a comic strip by Toby Morris, an illustrator from New Zealand. His most recent comic, “On a Plate” hits hard at the heart of the issues of concerning wealth and privilege.

How many times have you heard the “I’ve never been handed anything on a platter” argument in regard to social security and other social benefits?

Toby wrecks this argument by showing how two children can grow up, be loved and supported, and yet still have two very different outcomes.

Make sure to follow all the way to the end for the powerful punchline. This comic is an increasingly sad reality for far too many of this nation’s children and families.

Ive only seen the “character goes berserk after loved one gets hurt/dies” trope done with romantic relationships so the owl house doing it with found family? I need to tear something apart with my teeth

idk man i think i'm not morally gray enough for some of these character conflicts

character is supposed to go to dinner with a high up nazi officer to make sure he drinks a beer that's going to be poisoned and she's all "oh, but he's such a nice guy. oh, i can imagine his mother weeping when her only son is dead. i don't know if i can do this."

mmmmm bro's a nazi, sis. bottoms up, motherfucker.

My mom, at the store: *wearing a mask*

Some asshole old dude: *sarcastically* does that mask make you feel safer?

Mom: *in English* oh I don’t speak English.

Asshole: ...you... don’t speak English?

Mom: *still in English* Nope! Not even a little.

Asshole: ...

Mom: *proceeds to ignore all his attempts to argue, then speaks to the cashier in English right in front of him*

God I love my mom so fucking much

On the one hand, having a puppy is great. On the other hand, have you ever had to pry open a hyperactive puppy’s mouth full of sharp-as-fuck baby teeth and pull out a saliva covered used bandaid from ages past? Because that shit is nasty

I know some of these characters can be killed but you get my point lol 😂