I Bring A "they Shouldnt Have That Wild Animal In Their House" Sort Of Vibe To The Conversation That

Hell Fuckin Yes

as an aromantic i’m pretty neutral about valentines day, but i am a SLUT for February 15th, Day of the Candy Discounts

On the one hand, having a puppy is great. On the other hand, have you ever had to pry open a hyperactive puppy’s mouth full of sharp-as-fuck baby teeth and pull out a saliva covered used bandaid from ages past? Because that shit is nasty

Every once in a while you’ll be having a nice family dinner and your mom will remind you that she reads Pride and Prejudice fanfiction in a casual conversation and continue with her thought like she hasn’t thrown everybody for a loop again

joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag

Continuation of my sirens post, and a friendly reminder that batman isn’t on the side of the law, he’s on the side of justice

The joys of being the family confidante

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver