Fifthdimensionalgarbagehell - Welp

When your dad finally catches your sibling in the act of being an ass and when he’s scolding them he says all the things you’ve thought privately and never said cause you’re bad at confrontation

So it’s my brothers birthday, and I got him something online a few weeks ago. For whatever stupid reason, it only started shipping yesterday and won’t be here for a while, so we printed off a picture of what I got him and we’re gonna give that to him today. The plan was to put it in an envelope or something, but then my mom asked if I’d wrapped my present to him yet. She quickly realized her mistake and corrected it, but I had already heard, and seeing as I am hugely pedantic, well...

Did I wrap a single slip of printer paper? Yes

Did I do it in Christmas wrapping paper? Also yes

Did I do a good job? Well, it turned out square, so we’re gonna go with no

sometimes we (i) forgot

“Hey you want some weed?” Nah man just insinuate in a conversation that you think of me when I’m not around and I’ll ride that high for the next six days minimum

Played Among Us for the first time today and I gotta say... my favorite part is the dead chat

Welp In light of how shattered we all are after the Owl House season 3 premiere, here’s a goofy picture from the intro to cheer us up

Frogs are phenomenal, archery is cool as heck but I can’t do it, sunflowers are, in my humble opinion, The Best Flower, and rings are uncomfortable for me but they look very nice on other people

wait i wanna try smn. aros reblog with your opinions on frogs, archery, sunflowers, and white rings

No but to be serious guys i didnt expect that movie to be that kind of good. I expected great fights. I expected complicated morals. I did not expect that movie to say i know everything seems hopeless but you dont get a choice, you have to try. I did not expect that movie to say when we are up against an impossible, unjust threat the only way through is freely given kindness and forgiveness. I did not expext that movie to say the real way villans win is by preying on those we’ve already decided are hopeless. I did not expect that movie to say we all have to believe we can get better. Please believe me we can all get better. Oh my god.

love will always find you. Both threat AND promise

i love you ibuprofen, i love you naproxen. i love you nose spray & cough drops. i love you snacks between meals. i love you naptime & sleeping in & taking a sick day when the body needs rest. i love the avoidance of unnecessary discomfort in its many shapes and forms!

what an act of unspeakable tenderness, to treat your body as a beloved animal and not a machine to grind to the ground