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wait wait wait mutuals rb this with a description of ur voice
YIPEE RACCOON BIRTHDAY
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
No I definitley didnt make new ocs whaaaattt noooo definitley not who in their right mind would think that
Anyways beloved and belothed specimens be upon ye
These lil fuckers are Malachi and Rick. Malachi is a bartender and Rick is a random western fella who stalks and drinks in his spare time
Dumb question but are u Irish?
Yes. Very.
Also fun fact i read this in my Notifs as "Anonymous asked you a dumb question but"
Cambridge you naughty boy
Guys??? They sell this??? What????
Hay anyone wanna play forsaken.
My user is FiggyG11
YEEEEE
The genral gist of the story:
it takes place in what in the equivalent of the 2020’s for us, however its marked as 5223 pa (post awarness) for them, and billions and billions of years after human society was destroyed by ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇.
The story follows the six main characters: Ava(15), Umbra(15), Sam(16), Grace(16), Kevin(15), and Scrape(14).
(Almost) all of them have some sort of relevance, and reason they’re important.
In the world they live in there’s an increasingly growing threat, known as “The Despair” this is an an anomaly that causes a the creation of “Despairlings.” (the silly name has infact, lead to people not taking it seriously.) These “Despairlings” are technically a form of animals, however they’re closer to monsters, they’re often tall, beastly, creatures, that only know how to hunt and kill. While it’s not fully certain what causes this “Despair”, the most common theory is that it stems from suffering and negativity, hence the name, this theory is based off two things:
1. Where they’re often seen forming.
These beasts always start in a place of misery, burnt down houses, crime scenes, funerals, etc. They never form anywhere postive, while they sometimes may move to somewhere where postive emotions are being experienced, they never form there.
2. How they behave.
While at first it was theorised that they act on pure survival instincts, this has been debunked, as, while yes, they do hunt, it doesn’t seem like it’s done for food, as they’ll often leave the bdoies, rather than eating them, they don’t just kill what they need for food, or what they deem as a threat, no, they kill anything. When it comes to intelligence species, they’ll only kill people who are either, in groups, or, on their own, but miserable.
These patterns have lead to the current theory that they feed off of suffering, not food.
The fact that they’re becoming more frequent is a concern, and the reason for this is unknown, however there are some scraps of proof that the government had been ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ in the past, but this is mostly just a conspiracy theory.
The current thoughts on why is that people are just suffering more, but what the governments have been saying is that there’s been groups of terror groups going out of their way to generate Despairlings. They claim to have evidence of this, but they refuse to release it.
Ava, Grace, Umbra, and Kevin are all in a, questionablly legal, group, that makes its goal to prevent The Despair from getting out of hand, however, sometimes…it feels like there might be something…deeper to it… it’s probably nothing though…
- .... . -.-- / -.- -. --- .-- / - .... . / - .-. ..- - .... .-.-.- / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .- -. -. --- - / .... .. -.. . / .. - .-.-.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --. ..- .. .-.. - / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -.-. .- - -.-. .... / ..- .--. / - --- / -.-- --- ..- / .--. ..- - - .. -. --. / --- - .... . .-. ... / .- - / .-. .. ... -.- / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -. --- - / .- ...- . -. --. . / .... .. -- .-.-.- / .. - .-..-. ... / -... . . -. / ... . ...- . -. / -.-- . .- .-. ... .-.-.- / -- --- ...- . / --- -. .-.-.-
(This is far from the last of it, just the beginning of the lore I’ll text drop :3)
@natqwp @corvusfrugilegus-rook @helpmemiku @figgyg1 @lynscorner1849
Hmmm interesting
I do hope that the translator actually did the right thing lol
The genral gist of the story:
it takes place in what in the equivalent of the 2020’s for us, however its marked as 5223 pa (post awarness) for them, and billions and billions of years after human society was destroyed by ▇▇▇ ▇▇▇▇▇.
The story follows the six main characters: Ava(15), Umbra(15), Sam(16), Grace(16), Kevin(15), and Scrape(14).
(Almost) all of them have some sort of relevance, and reason they’re important.
In the world they live in there’s an increasingly growing threat, known as “The Despair” this is an an anomaly that causes a the creation of “Despairlings.” (the silly name has infact, lead to people not taking it seriously.) These “Despairlings” are technically a form of animals, however they’re closer to monsters, they’re often tall, beastly, creatures, that only know how to hunt and kill. While it’s not fully certain what causes this “Despair”, the most common theory is that it stems from suffering and negativity, hence the name, this theory is based off two things:
1. Where they’re often seen forming.
These beasts always start in a place of misery, burnt down houses, crime scenes, funerals, etc. They never form anywhere postive, while they sometimes may move to somewhere where postive emotions are being experienced, they never form there.
2. How they behave.
While at first it was theorised that they act on pure survival instincts, this has been debunked, as, while yes, they do hunt, it doesn’t seem like it’s done for food, as they’ll often leave the bdoies, rather than eating them, they don’t just kill what they need for food, or what they deem as a threat, no, they kill anything. When it comes to intelligence species, they’ll only kill people who are either, in groups, or, on their own, but miserable.
These patterns have lead to the current theory that they feed off of suffering, not food.
The fact that they’re becoming more frequent is a concern, and the reason for this is unknown, however there are some scraps of proof that the government had been ▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇▇ in the past, but this is mostly just a conspiracy theory.
The current thoughts on why is that people are just suffering more, but what the governments have been saying is that there’s been groups of terror groups going out of their way to generate Despairlings. They claim to have evidence of this, but they refuse to release it.
Ava, Grace, Umbra, and Kevin are all in a, questionablly legal, group, that makes its goal to prevent The Despair from getting out of hand, however, sometimes…it feels like there might be something…deeper to it… it’s probably nothing though…
- .... . -.-- / -.- -. --- .-- / - .... . / - .-. ..- - .... .-.-.- / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .- -. -. --- - / .... .. -.. . / .. - .-.-.- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / --. ..- .. .-.. - / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -.-. .- - -.-. .... / ..- .--. / - --- / -.-- --- ..- / .--. ..- - - .. -. --. / --- - .... . .-. ... / .- - / .-. .. ... -.- / .-- .. .-.. .-.. / -. --- - / .- ...- . -. --. . / .... .. -- .-.-.- / .. - .-..-. ... / -... . . -. / ... . ...- . -. / -.-- . .- .-. ... .-.-.- / -- --- ...- . / --- -. .-.-.-
(This is far from the last of it, just the beginning of the lore I’ll text drop :3)
@natqwp @corvusfrugilegus-rook @helpmemiku @figgyg1 @lynscorner1849
PLEASE O GREAT DIVA CAOIMHE, SPILL TO US THE BASIC PREMISE OF THOU OCS MESS
I wanna elaborate on some of my oc lore but I have no ideas 💔💔
@natqwp @corvusfrugilegus-rook @helpmemiku @figgyg1 @lynscorner1849
5'4. Short but somehow taller than my mother, and I'll probably get taller bcus my dad's side is INHUMANLY tall
Hey moots!!
I’m curious. How tall are y’all? I want to see how tall (short) I am next to you!
I’m 152cm / 5’1 !!
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@unnecessaryheadache @serpentine-starlight @whatonearthisgoingon @luna---lovegood @acelovesremuslupin !!!
OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS AND NEED IT AS A POSTER OR SOMETHING
Tf did u do vro😭😭😭😭
SIGNED
Yes please
If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?
hi uh this is just a psa
IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE IM ANTI-MAP IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS
PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!
IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!
BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
Reblog to give prev a fucking break holy shit y’all
Can humanity vote for a morally good, non-criminal person to be in charge of a powerful institution for TWO SECONDS
New Pope being American but only giving a shout out to his beloved Peru during his first speech. Maybe he is okay
Deepdean try not to have the worst things happen at their school Challenge: impossible
ASFOS blurb!!!
Robin Stevens tell us honestly now are you filled with loathing for Bertie Wells /s
We got a new pope before GTA 6🔥🔥🔥
The people have spoken
FELLAS
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
MY CHILDREEENNNNN
At last! Here it is! The gorgeous full cover of A Stocking Full of Spies, the third book in the Ministry of Unladylike Activity series!
Illustrated by Jan Bielecki, written by me and published by Puffin Books on the 11th of September 2025. It’s a spy murder mystery set at Bletchley Park in December 1941, and you can pre-order it NOW from all good bookshops. The countdown is on …