There Is, Indeed, A Cat.

HEY POSTAL FANS,

I NEED YOUR HELP!

I'm currently trying to make a Postal timeline, but I'm finding it EXTREMELY difficult to find years and ages!

All I have is that the P2 Dude is designed to look like he's in his late 30's to early 40's and that Postal 1997 takes place in 1997 (shocking...)

If you guys have anything that could help us make this timeline with ACTUAL SOURCES (PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, LIST YOUR SOURCES!!) It would be a great help to me!!

Thank you!!

They were supposed to escape together-

Translation for that one part:

What do you think you'll do when you get out?

I don't know yet.

I don't either.

We could find out together.

Eh? What do you mean?

You and I. We can escape together.

Yeah...together.

(If the translation is bad, I apologize, I'm still learning both Portuguese and Spanish, so it might be a little weird.)

sum shapes

You're not supposed to be back here...

I'm not honestly sure exactly what clip this screenshot is taken from, so if anyone recognizes it, please let me know so I can watch it properly!

"I hope Cellbit is still in purgatory and killing all those fuckers, all of them. I hope Cellbit is still a cannibal and eating those fuckers after killing them."

"I do too."

HOLY SHIT?!?!

The fact that it's Bagi and Pac saying this???

The fact that it's two people who are some of the most affected by Cellbit's homicidal behaviors saying this???

The fact that it's two people who actually really want Cellbit to get better saying this???

OUGH!!!

I'm working on more to this but dang, this side plot in prison sure was something

experienced a trauma recently? you may be entitled to: a new fucking guy in your head

'You're as beautiful as the day i lost you'

Faust's baby picture!

Well, not quite baby. More so newly formed, but it's the same concept.

Never doubt the power of the grabby stick.

20 minutes and a broken dinosaur grabber later and Elias just picks it up with his bare hands out of frustration

read a fresh pair of eyes here!