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The Chosen King

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I tried to be artistic, but it ended up being so rushed, so crap.

I’d like to formally ask for Marcus Isaacson’s hand in marriage

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Introduction/disclaimers

Cast

Playlist act I

Prologue

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Playlist act II

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Playlist act III

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28

Chapter 29

Chapter 30

Chapter 31

Chapter 32 (expected 27-05-2022)

Where the sole survivor of the Asha race, seeks revenge to the dragon who burned her home to the ground. When coming in contact with the old pilgrim, Gandalf the Grey, she gets thrown into the company of thirteen dwarves and a rather uncomfortable hobbit. While culture clashes against each other harshly, a young dwarf can't help but feel gravitated towards the strange woman. She hates his uncle with her guts, and he knows, yet he cannot seem to escape his eyes from observing her from afar, knowing she was his one the moment she set foot into the wild.

Or

Where the Durin siblings have to stop a stranger and their uncle from committing homicide.

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“You seem troubled."

"You seem not."

"Would I need reason to?"

"Not yet, no."

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Belonging credits are written in the introduction chapters. This book will include the movies directed by Peter Jackson:

-An Unexpected Journey

-The Desolation of Smaug

-The Battle Of The Five Armies

“Do you wanna know how I feel?

I feel fucking terrible.

I could cry every minute.

I feel shit and all I can do is - feel it” - Naomi, Skins

practice

cw: dubcon to be safe, overstim, coochie eating but no pronouns mentioned for reader

prompt: when you and your guy first started getting intimate with each other, he let you know right off the bat that he wasn’t very experienced. of course that was fine, you didn’t mind showing him the ropes. thought it was hot, even. but once you show him, he takes matters into his own hands because he wants you to feel a little too good.

a/n: ngl ive been playing botw so link was in mind while writing this. he doesn’t have a single thought in that head of his, its endearing.

minors do not interact.

your face felt hot. it was hard to focus. the grip on your legs was relentless. 

“f-fuh— oh, like that, a little faster—“ you panted. your guy currently had his gigantic head between your thighs, working his tongue intently. he was listening to your every single instruction, failing to please you would not be an option. you threw your head back while biting your lip. he was getting damn good at this.

the two of you have only recently started getting intimate, and were still figuring each other out. he’d admitted he was nervous to try eating you out, but that it wouldn’t get in the way of him pleasing you. you were ecstatic, flattered even, and soon enough he was face deep in your pussy, feeling his way around with his tongue.

the first time, he didn’t make you cum before you stopped him. he was disappointed, but you were eager to hurry and have his cock splitting you open. now, he was determined to have you finish, evident by the tight grip he had on your thighs. he couldn’t help squeezing them every now and then, the way the skin felt in his hands was heavenly.

“mmf, y-yeah, it’s good, good,” you whined. he groaned into you, opting to suck on your clit instead. you squealed, legs closing in against his ears. you felt yourself getting closer, and couldn’t help grinding against his face. “please, oh fuck, shit–“

he continued to suck on your clit until his tongue slips back out to push its way into your dripping pussy. your hands found their way to his hair, pulling his strands to ground yourself. he moaned, pressing his fingertips into your thighs harder.

“f-fuck, please please, im gonna— cumming! im cumming!” your legs shook as he licked you to your orgasm. you continued to shake in the aftershocks, especially once he wouldn’t let up.

you attempted to pull your legs away, to which he refused. he pulled your legs to rest on his shoulders while going back to sucking your clit. “b-babe, fuck!” you whimpered. the hands that were in his hair were now attempting to push at his shoulders, the pleasure quickly becoming too much. he couldn’t stop, you tasted so good and you were here for him to devour.

“babe let go, ah, im done!” you begged, trying to pull your hips away. he shook his head back and forth slightly, going ‘mm-mm’ into your pussy. he was telling you no?

you couldn’t help but moan and whine wantonly. you felt delirious. it was hot, the way he wanted to keep going down on you, but at the same time it was too much. no matter how much you squirmed or pulled your legs away, he’d always drag you right back to where he wanted you. 

he pulled away for a moment, staring at your pussy like he just saw heaven. you panted, chest heaving. his eyes were glazed over as if he couldn’t think of anything but you.

“more practice,” he murmured, causing your eyes to widen. you were trying to catch your breath, and you noticed the grip on your legs hadn’t gotten any looser.

“m-more..? but—”

“more. practice.”

he stared into your eyes, a silent promise that he’d make you cum again. you shuddered. you were surprised to see him like this, but you loved it. “what about you?” you asked. he simply shook his head, licking his lips. 

“need more practice. need to make you cum.” with that, he resumed his assault, bullying your clit with his tongue as he had before. your toes curled and you sobbed.

you can beg him to slow down, but he won’t hear a word of it. he needed you to beg for him some more. now that he’s tasted your cum, he needs to make you cum again.

just to make sure he’s doing it right.

link, mammon, beel, hinata, kageyama, bokuto, akaashi, suna, choso, albedo, xiao

parties ?

Looking for Alaska (2019)

Skins UK (2007)

Euphoria (2019)

— Katherine Mansfield (insp.)

So you’re telling me this is a 40 year old man? Most men I know that are in their 40s look so drastically different??! He’s immortal and he’s not fooling me.

Exhibit A: look at his eyes. Why are they always so black? Witchcraft I tell you.

That murderous and spiteful fictional villain would treat me right