This Is Who I Want To Be But I Cant Stfu

congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it

'this book has gay rep' girl the us army got gay rep now you gone have to do better 😭😭😭😭

when Florence Welch said “but did I dream too big? do I have to let it go? and what if one day there is no such thing as snow?”

and when Mitski said “venus, planet of love, was destroyed by global warming; did its people want too much too? did its people want too much?”

The Chosen King

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I tried to be artistic, but it ended up being so rushed, so crap.

NT Live: Angels in America: Millennium Approaches (2017) dir. Marianne Elliott

Grumpy 

So you’re telling me this is a 40 year old man? Most men I know that are in their 40s look so drastically different??! He’s immortal and he’s not fooling me.

Exhibit A: look at his eyes. Why are they always so black? Witchcraft I tell you.

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

Honestly, the Android vs. iPhone debate is so stupid like so what, let people have their phones. It’s so pointless and dumb like yeah one has emojis and one looks like a Fisher Price My First Smartphone for Kids but like, can’t we all just get along and take a selfie together with the iPhone’s superior camera?