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no offense but if u just straight up drink milk then I will never listen to a word u say to me

THIS IS SO CUTE

Crowley treat your plants better challenge

raccoons and their… little hands

Des Moines Tribune, Iowa, December 20, 1928

♡ Wonwoo x Reader, Office!au, CEO!au, dark elements included!

♡ Genre — enemies to lovers

♡ Warnings — smut, angst, tension, cursing, screaming, alcohol, misogyny (not from our svt kings), semi-public sex (screw that, they‘re fucking in an office. And in other places. You‘re welcome.)

♡ current word count — 166.3k

Buildings for this series

Six years. Six long years have you been working side-by-side with your father. Balancing studying at university while playing his right hand throughout it all without ever complaining about how hard it was, but rather always putting 200% into everything you did. You helped him grow the company to where it now was.

And now, after the many ups and downs you have shared, he retires only to let the company get bought by some young wannabe Jeff Bezos, who thinks money and looks is everything he needs to get him through life.

If someone thought you’d just let this pass and work as Jeon Wonwoo’s side chick… they would be wrong. So, let the games begin.

The Main Characters:

Yoon (Y/N): COO of Oksan & Co.

Jeon Wonwoo: CEO of Oksan & Co.

Kim Mingyu: Co-CEO of Oksan & Co.

Yoon Sungho: former CEO of Oksan Inc. (before it became Oksan & Co.)

Lee Binna: (Y/N)'s best friend and teacher at an elementary school

most Seventeen members as employees and close friends of the main characters (Y/N, Wonwoo, and Mingyu)

Park Chanyeol: CEO of Exodus Entertainment and ex-boyfriend of Y/N

Oh Sehun: Directing Manager of Exodus Entertainment/Park Chanyeol‘s right hand

The Companies:

Oksan Inc.: Yoon’s advertising company

Vortex & Co.: Jeon‘s web design company

Goyang & Co.: Kim‘s app development company

Oksan & Co.: now a merged company (having a few other side merges as well, but these three are now the major areas; the other companies are just some that specify on one specific app or website)

Exodus Entertainment: growing music label

Prologue: "I didn't work my ass off for six years, just to be COO."

Chapter 1: “I don’t necessarily want to have to see you whenever I’m looking at my computer.”

Chapter 2: "Our COO had a tough first two weeks, and I want to make it up to her."

Chapter 3: "And suddenly you wish (Y/N) was co-CEO instead of COO?"

Chapter 4: “Men in general.”

Chapter 5: “Yep, everything’s fine.”

Chapter 6: “I know, I’m probably the last one you’d want to hear this from,” (Smut!)

Chapter 7: “What the hell is wrong with you?”

Chapter 8: “So, behave.”

Chapter 9: “Don’t miss me too much until then.”

Chapter 10: “This is very unprofessional.” (Smut!)

Chapter 11: “But I don’t think we should hide it anymore. Right babe?”

Chapter 12: "You do remember that I've had you naked on my desk, right?"

Chapter 13: “Suck my dick.”

Chapter 14: “That I’m on my fucking knees for you, Y/N.”

Chapter 15: “It might be a little less complicated now…”

Chapter 16: “You’re not gonna be able to walk away from this conversation forever, just so you know.”

Chapter 17: “We’ve been here before, right?”

Chapter 18: “I’m proud of you.”

Chapter 19: coming soon!

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info on future chapters

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A/N: please note that I’m in no means an expert in IT or any of the other subjects that might come up in this series. I do research on everything I write about, so that I can get an idea of what would/could be realistic, but that’s about it :)

If you have more knowledge about positions like CEO, COO, Directing Manager, etc. PLEASE let me know! I‘m always happy to learn and to make stories more realistic.

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the adult loser in the book are so boring and i’m glad we have all agreed to just ignore that canon

I really have to be grateful that Andy decided to make all the Losers himbos because they’re all so boring and ugly in the book! Like Bill is a bald bitch? They get James McAvoy, the only heightcel to ever get laid, who I literally want to choke me to death. Mike is frail and tired and short? They get Isaiah Mustafa, the guy who got famous from being the Old Spice hunk, the only man who’d never disappoint you. Eddie is mousy and neurotic? They get irreverent bad boy James Ransone to resurrect all my repressed daddy issues. Richie is annoying and canonically ugly? They get Bill Hader, who’s actually kind of funny and charming, who looks like a dad who’d fuck your mouth while you’re both waiting to pick up your kids from church camp. Ben is straight? Well they don’t fix that, oh well. And Stan has an ugly mustache and a fire pussy and a little dick? They get Andy Bean to flash his bootyass at the camera and send our wigs to Saturn.

[A white fortune cookie paper with red text on the front reading: Your kindness will lead you to success]