Y’all Remember Being 15? That Was Fucked Up

Apparently not many know this and it’s pretty important information

Hey! Did you know that teenagers rib cages aren’t fully formed! Which means sometimes you get a stabbing pain in your lower side, that’s because the unformed cartilage moved and hit a nerve. If you ever get that, try not to breathe to heavily as it irritates it more

You have to so so careful when you’re buying small packs of seeds and using self checkout, at say, Walmart, because the scales are supposed to alert u when you add an item that wasnt scanned, but the seeds are so small that it usually doesn’t notice if you

accidentally

add two or three packs to your bag after scanning only one!!!

psa because I know how guilty I would feel if I unintentionally stole from a mega corporation while buying vegetable seeds to feed my self/community!!!

people are saying everything is a love language nowadays. and they right. love is in everything u fucking geniuses

sweet titan, what is happening to me?

lmao someone finally said it

winstons death in the movie: heroically gets the flare while covering for his friends to get out. has a heart wrenching death scene where everyone cries, tells thomas to take care of everyone.

winstons death in the book: almost gets decapitated by a homicidal liquid ball of metal, severely deformed afterwards, no one (especially cold hoe thomas) wants to be near him, gets struck by lightning. the end

wish i was a shitposter but to full of melancholy right now. and will never stop being.

the duality of animal crossing players

You’re out on a date at a bar when everyone - the bartender, the waitresses, the group at the booth next to you, the guys playing darts - say you should try the angel shot. But you’re pretty happy with beer and have no idea what they’re talking about.

I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils