Category Is: ✅ Baby ✅ Bestie ✅ Beloved

Banana for scale

Aziraphale gazing adoringly and longingly at his demon husband through the ages. 

i know time has lost its meaning and the days are naught but a cruel carousel but take! your! meds!

Slytherin: You see, I've made a breakthrough.

Ravenclaw: Really? What is it?

Slytherin: I hate myself.

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

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people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel, 

wish i was a shitposter but to full of melancholy right now. and will never stop being.

why the fuck is it so easy for me to fall in love with things. i fall for more ideas than i do people. someone explain to me why i’m so sappy all of the time. make it stop. i don’t want no more love

todays meme is:

being safe and being kind