Latest Posts by fior-dilatte - Page 9

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

random jjba lockscreens; like or reblog

Iconic vines as bad hipster edits

I’m making flan for the first time and I’m so scared it’s going to turn out bad

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

My past has tasted bitter

For years now

So I wield an iron fist

Grace is just weakness

Or so I've been told

I've been cold, I've been merciless

But the blood on my hands

scares me to death

Maybe I'm waking up today

I'll be good, I'll be good

And I'll love the world,

like I should

For all of the bruises I've caused

and the tears

For all of the things that I've done

all these years

"Without him, I may have stayed in the Mafia. Murdering people."

are you tearing up cause "I'll be good" lyrics fit Dazai well? Same.

another incorrect quote by @incorrectbungoustraydogs !! tried some new stuff this time and im really happy with how it turned out!!

james acaster: repertoire

I laughed way too hard at this

木漏れ日

Photos Of Sleeping Pups In A Puppy Daycare Center Are Taking Over The Internet.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

“I disappear sometimes. It’s my thing.”

-Dazai Osamu