I Would Never Have Guessed That Skizz Would Be Absolved Of His Giraffe Crimes By This Abomination Of

willkomen, bienvenue, welcome

Hey I'm Vergil. When I'm not fighting for my sanity in college, I like to write fanfiction and scroll through my favorite ship tags. I'm a big fan of Hermitcraft/the Life series and BNHA.

Originally I created this blog as an archive for my fanfiction. Then I remembered that I'm already posting those fanfics on an archive, so I just use this for silly fandom stuff and reblogs now. Still, if you're interested in high concept canon divergencies and a ton of angst, then click here!

I like to pace around my house when I'm getting pumped up to write an important scene and my cat looks so confused when I do it. Even though he regularly zooms around the halls in the middle of the night, effectively doing the same thing. So essentially - mood

my dog must be so confused when he sees me just sitting on the couch with my hands pressed against my eyes for like 40 minutes straight bc i'm mentally mapping out a huge building in my head for a fic and I can't get the decor right

ahem

*Taps mic*

*inhales*

c!Wilbur is a Tumblr Sexyman.

festering

the fuck you brothers

Who's excited for Fortiche's new series based on the hit show Third Life? 😋

Watching an episode of Grian's limited life right after secret life is giving me whiplash. He just unleashed a wither and now he's falling off of ladders all over the place

I'm catching up on Hermitcraft and absolutely cackling at the permit office antics. It's really giving Parks and Rec. "Grian and I share a similar sentiment in that we both think that permits shouldn't exist which is why we're both perfect for this job" okay close enough welcome back Ron Swanson

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

like to punt joel smallishbeans into the sun reblog to punt joel smallishbeans into the sun