When Marina Said "I've Been A Mother To Everyone Else, To Every Motherfucker Except Myself, And I Don't

and she eventually let the audience go..

one can only hope xox

me and fleabag are the same in the sense that shes got an audience in her head that she talks to all the time.

the main difference is that my audience is not real

Summer skin - death cab for cutie

the goat story renaissance will bring me back to life no joke

does anypony even give a fuck

An important message from Joel and Ellie.

help!! is any one of you a psychic!?!?!

right and suddenly i'm the insane one for saying they're all queer

😧

hey guys our ghost roommate still hasn’t paid the monthly bills

prints

I locked my crush’s little brother in the trunk of a car which I then proceeded to almost set on fire. AITA?

I (18m) took my crush’s (18m) little brother (16m) and locked him in the trunk of a car I was about to destroy. He seems kinda pissed? I feel like I was pretty obviously just doing it to flirt w him. Acts of service are my love language he should look it up. Also it was the 4th of July so it was a special occasion (perfect season for family based threats). People keep telling me that it was a “crime” and I should be in “federal prison” for “kidnapping ” and “arson”. I thought it was romantic. AITA?