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I CANT BREATHEE

me sitting here wondering why I’m suddenly getting a crush despite never having one before: Me realizing I’ve been wearing an Aphrodite(the goddess of LOVE and stuff) necklace since last Christmas: oH FUC-

So, you’re just sitting there, Aphrodite necklace on your titties, and expect not to fall in love? Aphrodite got yo back, bro. She saw you were not getting crushes and filled your heart with love and lust.

Part of me feels like she did it so you remembered who she was. But, congratulations on your first crush! The first ones are the best ones. 🥺 💖

Anakin walking past with Padme both minding their own business:

Obi-Wan Kenobi leaning against the wall: What cha got anakin?

Anakin now flipping Obi-Wan off and running away with Padme: A wife

Obi-Wan chasing after them: NO!

"Can I be your face for a while?" -My Citrine to my Dagath had this idea in my head ever since I got Dagath, glad to finally get it out lmao (click for better viewing please)

I know it’s not good and i did it in 10 seconds but this is what a tone standoff remind me of

Hewwo!

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hi gang!!

i’m sooo sorry for being  dead for a while but now i’m back now baby,!! my interest in newsies faded for a bit but now we’re vibing😎😎😎.

also @assthma-69 if you see this then ùwú hi

I’m legally not allowed to get mad in sea of thieves when I get boarded and killed because my dumb monkey brain can’t and won’t comprehend when someone is one my ship

Like they just pass me and I’m like “Oh hello fellow crew mate!! I thought you were bailing??” And then they hit me and I’m like

the invader coming into a small inclosed area that I’m in to kill me with his scout rifle: >:)

me with a submachine gun that has 57 bullets: ಠ_ಠ

When you’re all scared of your male friend becoming taller than you

But you all stunted your growth