Fishyfiasco

online friend who I’m playing Minecraft with:*on the phone with his gf* WEDNESDAYS ARE FOR THE BOYSSSS

the three others: YEAHHH LETS GOOOO

me sitting there: ok guess I’m one of the boys

Savathun could gaslight me and id thank her😫

Have you ever had someone say to you with absolute certainty that you could get AIDS from having dirt under your fingernails

Wheel of fortune but all the players are dyslexic

Nothing was more satisfying than using the Loba finisher on the champion and watching as the bullets fly past me

Life is fun when it includes explosives!

Funniest goddamn thing I’ve ever witnessed on an open crew for sea of thieves is 4 brigs and 2 galleons taking on A SINGLE skeleton sloop and losing

Three stages of grief

How to draw a Hive worm

Your little friend can have as many eyes and spikes and footsies as you want! Have fun!!

ok all you destiny folk I have a question:

Who are you most likely to get into a fist fight with

And who are you most likely to WIN a fist fight against