Fishyfiasco

ok all you destiny folk I have a question:

Who are you most likely to get into a fist fight with

And who are you most likely to WIN a fist fight against

Yeet me off a cliff and let the birds feast on me

me: yeah I’m ass at crucible, my aim is horrible and I’m always in the last 3

someone I’m speaking too: well at least you’re consistent <3

I absolutely sure that the worst thing I’ve said to someone on sea of thieves is “asshole” cause they kept killing me even when I said I wasn’t going to participate the battle and just wanted to cook

I was playing Titan Fall 2 last night and I was running around(whatever the 6v6 game mode is called) and I ran into a titan that was just dropping in. So I stop there to rodeo onto the titan once it was fully deployed. Apparently some other titan on my team had the same idea. Anyways it was hilarious how we looked at each other then preceded to stare at the enemy titan

Today I learned; Nimun will caw(?) at me for pets

Imagine waking up at 6 am to go on a three mile walk eating the bottom half of a seed bagel and then asked why and responding with”i merely reside in this vessel and carry out its whims”

I picked up an avocado and started crying

The main villain for in my book was just like...

“So here is where all the villainy stuff happens! Here is where the dieseases are made! Here is where they are dried!!”

AND THEN THE NEXT PARAGRAPH WAS???

“And those are my moths...I don’t need them, they just vibin’, you know??”

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection