The Everest Chronicles

So I went to this Christmas shopping place

And they had chalk covered licorice(licorice covered chalk???)

Literal black licorice covered in chalk

Maddie: he’s so adorable isnt he!!

Lily: girl I do not see the appeal

Me: i dunno, he kinda has himbo energy. Like he seems like he texts his mom “gn i love you <3 when he goes to sleep.

Lily looses her shit: W H A T

me: oh,,, were we not talking about Leon in dbd?

Lily: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MADDIES BF

me: oh :D

People who fetishize/baby-fy autistic people: UwU autism hyperfixations are so cute!!💕💕 love sharks and animals💕💕💕

Me(autistic) with an intense burning hatred for 1984 and a willingness to rant when given the chance: ..

Looking at my son: oh you like math?

Cocks gun and looks at my wives: I know what we’re having for dinner tonight :)

rip to the haunted house workers cause I’m a awkward nightmare with no filter:

1. Throughout the whole 45 minute thing my friend help my arm in fear. Of course the scare actors noticed this and scared her first and THEN turned to me. Except each time I turned around to see what got her and I’d just give the actors(who were all like 5inches from my face) a full 2-3 seconds of eye contact before walking away calmly

2. There were break rooms where we’d be put into lines so the haunted house didn’t get over crowded in certain parts. In the first one one of them was in character(compared to the others in the stops after) and my friend and I were talking about my gay snails. So the guy comes up in between us and asks “anything you wanna share with the class?” And I just enthusiastically start telling him about my snails as he stands like this🧍‍♀️ before walking away

3. In the chainsaw room I would’ve not run(I did run because my friend pulled my sleeve and I got the memo she wasn’t letting go) because I figured the chainsaw guy(with what I think was a real chainsaw) couldn’t actually touch us. So I was just like “why are we running???” And my friend was like “HOLY SHIT RUN BITCH HES CHASING US”

My guardian in the destiny 2 beyond light campaign: beautiful, majestic, she’s beauty and grace and will punch eramis in the face

Her ghost Sean cheering her on:

Someone I’ve been playing with on warframe: how long did it take you to get octavia?

me losing my shit: octavia? I uh, bought her :D

🗡️ Stop looking for monsters under your bed

you are the monster 🗡️ villain/anti-hero prompts 🗡️ based on MNQN’s “What Have You Become?”

“I don’t know who you are anymore.” “Then you never knew me.”

“Care to watch the show? You can’t stop it, so you might as well enjoy it.” B grinned, sparks in their eyes and the air.

“Oh be quiet dear, this will all be over soon.”

“You say that we’re doing something different, that we’re making the right changes to protect people, but all I see are more corpses.”

“Are you sure this is the right thing to do?”

“Oh god, oh fuck…” A crumpled to their knees, helplessly watching B’s blood pool on the floor. “What did I do?”

“I… I think we’re the monsters here.”

“Did you actually think you could save them?” B laughed in disbelief.

“People die all the time, why would you be any different?”

A looked at the sky, avoiding B’s gaze. “The night is in everyone. Hope dies like stars, happiness crashes like meteors. The night remains.”

“If you do this, heaven will not know your name.” “They will know it, and they will fear it.”

“You asked for a savior, not a saint.”

Their face was carved from the malice of millions.

“They chose me. I must carry out my duty or thousands more will die.”

“That’s enough A! We’ve tried everything, hell, nearly lost everything too. One of us will die if we keep going...” “And we let them win?” “It’s the only way we get a happy ending.”

“I’ve been waiting to do this for a long time.”

“Why are you doing this? What did I ever do to deserve this?” “Don’t be naïve. You know exactly what you’ve done.”

“You should’ve seen the look on their faces. It was delicious.”

A collapsed, thoughts swirling in a mess of confusion and betrayal. Their arm stung. Their bones ached. Their heart hurt. “What happened to you?” “Nothing happened. You became weak.”

“I don’t want to do this. But it’s the only way out.”

Nothing was more satisfying than using the Loba finisher on the champion and watching as the bullets fly past me

wooo redoing the campaign cause I deleted my guardian