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How to draw a Hive worm
Your little friend can have as many eyes and spikes and footsies as you want! Have fun!!
Destiny NPCs reaction to a Guardian falling over
Zavala:
[cause of falling: miscellaneous]
He’d ask if you’re alright, chuckling nervously as you get up, and help you steady/brush yourself off.
Saint-14:
[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]
He would loop his hands under your arms and yoink you back up, maybe comparing your clumsiness to that of a pigeon’s.
Ikora Rey:
[cause of falling: tripping on robes]
She’d probably quirk a brow, ask you if you’re okay after standing upright, and help pick up anything you might’ve dropped.
Osiris:
[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]
He’d stifle his laughter as Sagira would scan over your body, and proceed to scold the man. You lay face-down the entire time.
Cayde-6:
[cause of falling: tripping on cloak]
He’d instantly freak out like “oh shit they fell”— and rush to help you stand up, and he’d be like “what did I fuckin tell you”, as he helps you pick out a cloak that doesn’t trip you, or get caught onto other things.
Andal Brask:
[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]
He would pretend to trip as well, and lay down with you.
Shiro-4:
[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]
There are two moods about this with him. One(1): he’ll be like— “okay bitch. Nap time, then” Two(2): just deadass “get up, we have places to be.” He’ll help you up nonetheless.
Lord Shaxx:
[Cause of falling: tripping on rug]
He’d legitimately pick you up and put you on your feet, and then clap a hand onto your shoulder while laughing, which causes you to fall again.
Lord Saladin:
[Cause of falling: tripping on steps]
He’d laugh a little, and offer you a hand to stand up. (Occasionally he’ll give you something for your troubles if you drop something(s), or if anything of yours breaks bc he’s a soft grandpa)
Eris Morn:
[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]
She’d stare you down, then shake her head.
Sauraya Hawthorne:
[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]
She’d nearly lose her shit and pray that you don’t fall off the edge of her post. If it’s bad enough, she might let you pet Louis.
Devrim Kay:
[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]
His heart would probably skip a beat, he’d apologize for the mess you tripped over, and offer you some tea. (He’d clear out the spot you fell on to prevent future accidents)
The Drifter:
[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]
He would take a picture, and say something like, “maybe if you banked your fucking motes, I’d be obliged to help you.”
Asher Mir:
[Cause of falling: tripping on rocks]
He’d look at you disappointedly, roll his eyes, and then say something along the lines of “pathetic”.
Amanda Holliday:
[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]
She’d exaggerate her reaction (“Woah there, Guardian!”), and pull you back up.
Sloane:
[Cause of falling: the rig is fucking slippery, okay]
She’d yank you back up before you even hit the floor.
Eva Levante:
[Cause of falling: probably tripping over a fallen streamer or smthn]
She’d immediately crouch down you your level, and place a hand on your shoulder blade, asking if you’re alright.
Emperor Calus:
[Cause of falling: probably from something in his throne room]
He’d look at you in awe, and be taking several photos from every angle, commenting something like “flawless” every three seconds.
Tess Everis:
[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]
She’d lean over her stand, and ask you if you’re okay. Once you’re back up, she might give you a small discount on exotic emotes out of sympathy.
Tyra Karn:
[Cause of falling: tripping on steps]
She’d be a little hesitant you touch you, but would gladly ask of your state.
Master Rahool:
[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]
He’d just stare at you in silence like the psychopath he is.
Executor Hideo:
[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]
There would be an air of an awkward atmosphere before asking if you’re okay.
Arach Jalaal:
[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]
He would look at you startled, and watch you get up.
The Speaker:
[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]
He’d pick you back up and brush you off bc he’s a good man and we know it.
Petra Venj:
[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]
She might smile, but put you back on your feet.
Anastasia Bray:
[Cause of falling: the Cursed Thralls. Anything and everything will always be their fault]
She’d laugh while shaking her head, and give you a pat on the shoulder.
Lakshmi-2:
[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]
She wouldn’t know how to react. Her eyes would widen and she’d make buffering sounds. This definitely hasn’t happened before.
Mara Sov:
[Cause of falling: probably some metal junk that lies around]
She’d roll her eyes, unimpressed. How could someone who slaughtered a Vex Gate, and the heart of the Black Garden be so ridiculously defeated by a bit of shrapnel?
Uldren Sov:
[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]
**Pre-Rez** He’d let out a single laugh (“Ha!”), and then shoot you. **Post-Rez** The sight of you hitting the ground with such force and speed makes him jump out of his skin. He probably thought you suddenly died, but once you stood back up, he just laughs it off with you while trying to ease his heart rate.
Colonel:
[Cause of falling: trying to avoid stepping on her]
She’d trot up to you, and settle herself on your back. She’s a very warm hen, so some Guardians fall on purpose around her during cold seasons. (She will intentionally try to trip people just so she has somewhere comfortable to sit)
Louis:
[Cause of falling: miscellaneous]
He’d look at you, maybe peck you once or twice around the armor before plopping down next to your head, and snuggling into your face. (HE’S SO FUCKING S O F T)
Sweeper bot:
[Cause of falling: tripping over his broom]
He’d fucking sweep you. —————————————————
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That was longer than I had intended. My bad 😛
My guardian in the destiny 2 beyond light campaign: beautiful, majestic, she’s beauty and grace and will punch eramis in the face
Her ghost Sean cheering her on:
GOD DAMN YOU FUCKING SCREEBS
I HATE them
I hate them SO MUCH
FUCK
DAMMIT
SCREEBS
CREEPY CRAWLEY EXPLODEY BASTARDS
WHY ARE THEY SO FAST
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
when she buys u a mcdonalds frozen lemonade 😩😩😩😩🗯🗯😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
ok so apparently my snaildians(snail guardians) were more popular that anticipated so I have created a blog dedicated to them if y’all wanna watch the little snaildians grow
- @destinyssnails
My sister lied to me saying I could only name one snail so I’ve decided to name all of them
Please welcome the new members of my fish tank!
I’m a warlock main who is best friends with a hunter who honestly have less of a clue about Cayde’s life. Not that I know anything, I just go on vibes
Colonel has biten so many people but Cayde refuses to admit he trained the chicken to do it
Cayde-6 has tried to do that thing parents do with the airplane noise(the “here comes the airplane brrr”) with Zavala
Cayde lost a Cayde-6 look alike contest, he didn’t even score in the top 5
if I got into a physical fight with him I would win, out of pure sympathy and by telling him he will die multiple times
Cayde eats the equivalent of exo icecream and watches drama shows while crying
I have more but I’ll leave it at these for now
who wants to hear my thoughts about Cayde-6
DnD Campaign:
What would you do if you were dating someone and they left you for an unknown reason when your relationship was great and they disappear for a month. The next month your mom says she getting married and you find out that your mom is getting married to the person you were dating and they were fucking behind you back
but I would reverse-parent trap. try to get them apart
what if that doesn't work and they trick you then your mom leaves for a vacation but during the vacation they actually got married and come back after a month long honeymoon from the Antarctic
after they come back from your honeymoon they have a orgy in your room with your ex-boyfriends mom. After confronting them about it they said they thought it was fine cause they were putting you up for adoption. A couple of years after you have been in the orphanage they come back but instead of coming back for you they adopt another kid who is a biter
make a blood pact with the biter to give them hell in exchange for whatever he wants
unfortunately the kid is not interested and has been wanting to be adopted for a year and won't give up this chance, also he is a furry
(Makes fursuit out of paper)
the child wakes to find his room a mess with his window open(he takes the fursuit) and alerts the parents. roll initiative to see if the parents find the note
(Rolls 18) ( I roll 20) *we are not playing accurate dnd*
unfortunately they find the note but because of the boys frantic movements they only find half*tells to write not that is not included for extensive swearing”
because of half the note being swears they skip through the important part(smh) Roll again to see if the boy finds the other half with your request
(Rolls 16) ( I roll 25)
the boy finds the other half of your note a month later And is slightly interested in your proposal if he gains something from it. Insight check to see what his ideals and wants are are
(Do I role for that?) *yes* (roles 17) **list is kept out**
what do you do now that you know this information?
hmm well, he can question his parents himself that's just asking a question. he's already been adopted, and he can bake in the kitchen. I'll buy him some candy and a fake medal that says "international furry" and get him a train ticket to the nearest farm. I have connections
*conversation on how she has connections as a child*
If you decide to wing it you will have to roll a persuasive check
I don't need permission im not the one fucking the horse??
the boy needs it
smh fine I'll roll(rolls 14)
how will you pass along the info to the boy?
break into his house again duh
He finds the note and decides to meet you at the train station. After arriving at the farm you try and convince the farmer, after little effort, he was an old man who had suffered a stroke the day before, you lead the boy to the horses and let him do his thing. do you stay and listen or go into the corn with eyes or do you go into the farm house with the dead farmer?
corn eyes
the corn eyes welcome you sensing your want for revenge. They offer you power in exchange for having a white persons sense of taste. What do you do?
(hey are you calling me white smh) I accept the offer
the corn eyes give you all their power, however it is too much in the moment and you let out a ear piercing scream. This shocks the boy in the barn who runs out without his clothes on to check out the noise. he finds you passed out in grass, eyes open and a vibrant glowing purple, also your tongue is now white and you can't handle spicy food.
roll to wake up
(Rolls 10) ( I roll 16)
the boy is unable to wake you up, he leaves you there and you want up in 6 hours. What do you do once you wake up?
Cartwheel
the power the corn eyes gives you courses through your veins and even you do a simple cartwheel you can feel the power. The power sends you flying cutting down everything in your path.*BEYBLADE LET IT RIP*
amazing(LMAO)
however the corn warn you that if you use the power with intent you will die, they offer to train you. do you accept the offer to train?
yes
the corn eyes hold out their blood covered hands, taking their hands they lead you to another dimension to train
*story pauses for the night*
the voice lines in apex mentioning moths: yeah so seer is the new legend
me crying: no mothman ):
me: yeah I’m ass at crucible, my aim is horrible and I’m always in the last 3
someone I’m speaking too: well at least you’re consistent <3
So I appreciate people posting clips of them being gods at crucible but I think everyone needs to see me and how I exist in this realm
Maddie: he’s so adorable isnt he!!
Lily: girl I do not see the appeal
Me: i dunno, he kinda has himbo energy. Like he seems like he texts his mom “gn i love you <3 when he goes to sleep.
Lily looses her shit: W H A T
me: oh,,, were we not talking about Leon in dbd?
Lily: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT MADDIES BF
me: oh :D
Someone I’ve been playing with on warframe: how long did it take you to get octavia?
me losing my shit: octavia? I uh, bought her :D
hello tumblr i had a dream about a cat that everyone loved named Soupy so i wanted to draw her for you
Imagine having someone tell you to 1v1 them cause you use tone. They use legion and you procede to kick their ass in the 1v1
I don’t follow this person????
Pretending to be a discord kitten with the besties🥺😩😩🥺🥺🥺🥺😩🥺😩😭🥺😙😙😙😌😌😌🥺🥺🥺
@galax
I know it’s not good and i did it in 10 seconds but this is what a tone standoff remind me of
For someone with such a high vocabulary and comprehension level I can’t pronounce shit
this was found out by my friend who then made me name all exotics in destiny 2 to see how badly I’d fail
at group therapy:
some kid: hey it looks like you know how to style yourself today! Like your fit bruh
me on the verge of tears and laughter but understanding exactly what he said: wh-what??
his taller friend: he means, “you look good”
me struggling to form a coherent sentence: thank you
ok all you destiny folk I have a question:
Who are you most likely to get into a fist fight with
And who are you most likely to WIN a fist fight against
I have the unearthly desire to grab a handful of like that astronaut icecream and shove it in my mouth