Latest Posts by fishyfiasco - Page 9

Anakin walking past with Padme both minding their own business:

Obi-Wan Kenobi leaning against the wall: What cha got anakin?

Anakin now flipping Obi-Wan off and running away with Padme: A wife

Obi-Wan chasing after them: NO!

When you’re all scared of your male friend becoming taller than you

But you all stunted your growth

Opinion on frogs?

Hippity-hoppity

Frogs are pretty freaking

UwU

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE TALE OF DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE

“Peanut-butter filled preztal nuggets.

-gencko

REBLOG IF I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.

& message you without being judged.

I literally cannot be serious, in class I had a big discussion about sexism, religion, etc. and not even 5 seconds later I turn to my friend and say “Meep”

“How’s it feel to live through another Roaring 20’s?”

—MY SISTER TO OUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER

Wheel of fortune but all the players are dyslexic

So I went to this Christmas shopping place

And they had chalk covered licorice(licorice covered chalk???)

Literal black licorice covered in chalk

Soldier 1: Comander! The sickness has taken a hold of him!

Comander: We need to dispose of him, we can’t have anyone else getting infected!

Infected Soldier peeking around the corner: OwO?

“My furbies possessed! I need the screwdriver!”

-@woilds-ya-ehrster after converting her furbie to satanism

Hewwo!

ÒwÓ

hi gang!!

i’m sooo sorry for being  dead for a while but now i’m back now baby,!! my interest in newsies faded for a bit but now we’re vibing😎😎😎.

also @assthma-69 if you see this then ùwú hi

I’m made of

Sass

Class

And I tend to break a lot of glass

Eros, but he has a gun

I locked my siblings outside and when I walked back into the kitchen and said “I locked them outside!” The door immediately rung

Our lord and savior is connected to a string

Random Thought Of The Day

Damn it would be fun to be a herb

I know this is stupid. But on the matter of bunk beds. I don’t trust people sleeping above or below me. This applies to everyone.

Kinkstar would be a perfectly acceptable warrior name

Why are there so many Barbie memes today???

Every girl has had the experience where a creepy guy asks for our number and we don’t want to give it to him, but we also don’t want to get gutted in a back alley. “Give him a fake number!” I hear you call, okay and then he says “okay let me call you real quick!” Because they are learning. “Give them your number and then block them!” Okay and then they can plug it into something like Spokeo, pay $10 and know everything about you. So what do you do?

First pick a fake name, I use Jessica, then download the Google Voice app, hook it up to your email, pick a number, and set up a fake greeting with your fake name. You can set it to ring your actual phone like a normal call or text but they don’t have real info on you.

Go forth and don’t get murdered, ladies!

If you pass by a cat and they lift their little head up and make a bwur? sound. You woke them up and are now classified as a monster

I just realized I didn’t post about my other cat!!!

This is Bella she is 9-10 and wonderful

Being a tree would be really fun

What the plural form of deer???

Deers?

Deefes??

Deeves???

I picked up an avocado and started crying