The Character

Stupid hobbitses and their STINKING pussieses

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super graphic ultra modern fitzgirl if u even care

(reseacrh voice) hmmmm... much to think about here.... academically..

Now consider: a man in a dress. Not in drag or all dressed up or anything. No accessories, no makeup or styling, just wearing the dress, some ratty boxers and muddy sneakers. No socks or stockings, hairy legs in the open air, just raw dogging those nasty shoes. Hair mildly damp. Visibly sleep-deprived. Bruises on shoulders, elbows and knees, left palm bleeding. Sitting on a curb on the street, shivering, looking wretched, and absolutely miserable.

I forgot where I was going with this.

Maybe if you stopped focusing on reality and started focusing on the sex lives of Victorian sailors dying of exposure and scurvy, you'd feel better.

Photographs of the ship Endurance and Ernest Shackleton's ill fated Antarctic expedition by Frank Hurley, 1915

number one funniest bit in amc the terror is when hickey is aggressively singing the british national anthem into the arctic abyss to try and summon the local magic polar bear while everyone around him is throwing up and dying from goodsir's poisoned ass meat

he has never missed in his life ever

i get a little bit genghis johnghis (audio from this post. inspired by paulisdead)