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Well I suppose this is one way to make a comeback.

ive only been using amazon to look at computer parts lately and for some reason its decided that, because i'm a person interested in tech, i must also be a person interested in catboy thigh highs

and i just really really love the implications of that

the who gives a shit universe and the cigarettes universe are adjacent even though there are a few crucial differences

1. the cigarettes universe is a utopia (everyone shares and is overall pleasant, ie cats and dogs are more advanced and smoke with you, cigarettes are given out for free and as prizes but cigarettes are still bad for you) and the who gives a shit universe is a dystopia (everyone interacts negatively at all times but in a dispassionate way)

2. In the who gives a shit universe even peoples passion projects / creations get the who gives a shit treatment so care bears are named things like pissed-at-you bear or couldn't-care-less bear or messed-with-the-wrong-guy bear and smurfs are actually called fucks so they have names like 'Clumsy Fuck' and 'Papa Fuck' and 'Fuckette' and My Little Pony is called Some Horses and instead of cutie marks they get brands whereas in the cigarettes universe all of the care bears and smurfs are the same they just love smoking cigarettes (cigarette cutie mark, bum-one-off-ya bear, Smoking Smurf etc.)

But the common factor for sure is we can sometimes step into one or the other because they're also adjacent to our universe so sometimes you'll find yourself with one foot in the cigarettes universe or one foot in the who gives a shit universe but luckily we aren't ever completely in them, ours has its own problems but they all sometimes cross over. examples being how you can sometimes find a perfectly unused cigarette on the ground, and the garbage pail kids (created in the who gives a shit universe)

haha hey i love the blood dripping from your face and the animal rage in your eyes whats your pronouns

At the speed of thought

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

This guy drives me crazy

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