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Transcript: 
Vance, sitting at home, typing: "like 10 years we've been sharing song reccs
talking about games, sharing music wips
and we never met face to face
you mean a lot to me man.
I never pry but if you ever wanna crash here then like
i dunno, door's open"
Victor (offscreen): "I hate to admit it, but I might need to. I'm in a rough spot.
"hey. if i rang your doorbell. and you opened it
and i was just a little gayass bird.
a little guy. what would you do"
Vance: "a little guy."
Victor: "if all this time i was just a gayass pigeon would you still let me in"
Vance: "Ah. I would kick you like a soccerball, sir"
Victor, a gayass little bird, sitting in an internet cáfe (sic), typing: "niceeeeee"

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