Flamingspacepigeon - Bingu 2

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james smokes that shit incident

‘Shoppes’ ― little preview on a short comic i’ve worked on the past month about finding comfort in non-conformist clothing. available for download soon :“)

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"What, come on chat, he's a nice guy! I mean sure he's a little weird, but Dracula's not gonna hurt me, we're just doing business! It's a business trip! You know--" *re-adjusts seat, starts pointing at the camera* "you guys made me check every. single. door in this castle and we didn't find anything, so what's the big deal?

"...Yes I know like half of them are locked, did you just want me to barge in like 'oh er uh sorry Count, I see you're taking a dump in here, I just had to make sure you weren't hiding the murder basement behind door # 87'

"...'fucking blind streamer he had no reflection'. Wait shit are you for real?" *laughs* "Am I getting one-guy'd or did that actually happen? If that's not real I want that guy banned for at least...15-20 minutes"

no pls im begging you

More stories my Meskwaki grandfather told me.

One of my relatives on my Muskoke side also practices cooperhead charming. He lives way out in the woods and he has a generator for his trailer. His nearest neighbors are methheads, so when he leaves home he puts the generator in the bed of his pickup truck, and then he throws a copperhead in there to guard it.

they should invent giving me the perfect job without applying or interviewing

why do small birds hop around?

wouldn’t you, if you were a small bird?

fluffies

for @/kaprihorn and @/1H0tterThanJu1y !!

daily no. 68

srry for lack of dailies. i was food poisoned