Quackity: There's A Possibility You Have Two Fathers *laughs* And There's Nothing Bad With Having Two

GUESS WHO DECIDED TO DO ANOTHER EXPRESSION MEME INSTEAD OF GOING TO BED! ME!!!

I could’ve done all the critters but I decided on my personal faves instead <3

Here’s the thingy if u wanna use it on ur space riders/cult ocs

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

The fun thing about accepting the idea that Homer was Odysseus’ grandson is that that essentially means that he spent an entire novel thirsting after his grandfather.

Like, Homer, buddy, why are you describing your grandpa’s luscious thighs in such detail ?

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You know what ? The idea that Odysseus discovered his mother's death by finding her ghost in the Underworld gains a new, even more sad dimension if you assume that Epic follows the Odyssey, because according to it, she didn't just die of grief - she died by walking into the sea after seeing Aeolus' storms blow Odyseus' ships away from shore

Not only did Odysseus' crew get him lost at sea yet again, but they also killed his mom

Odysseus: I miss my wife

Polites(Very drunk): I can be your wife

Odysseus: what?

Polites: *looks at Odysseus for a solid second before rolling over into him*

"i. Can be. Your wife."

Odysseus: intense bi panic, but also for some reason still hasn't pushed Polites off

Polites: "so do I need to wear a dress or..."

Odysseus: "no no this is fine"

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Warm up sketch with Odydiolaus 😌

My Paintings so far this year

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