I’m Gonna Be Real I Dont Think We’re Gonna Community Garden Our Way Out Of This One

I hope my brother knows how much our one-sided friendship means to me.

Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (Jaromil Jireš, 1970)

Flower doodles!

🌫🌧🌿🌲

grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen

told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

message to all bitches

please survive

I need to eat AGAIN???? EVERYDAY??????? MULTIPLE TIMES???!?!?!????

non-practicing human being

Two things to prop up right now:

The ACLU - They’ll do their best to make sure this dumpster fire doesn’t turn into a wildfire.

The Trevor Project - They’ll be fielding a lot of calls, texts, and chats in the next few days and beyond.