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Everything was green, somewhere at the side of the road on the Isle of Skye

St Sebastian

Art by • Alayna Danner

"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face

i am so so normal about media and have exactly zero mental illnesses

told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

Brian Luong

Untitled, painting by ABeardedArtist

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back