floatedbybeach

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These heart palpitations are annoying af

reddit bros are even hornier than i am about max verstappen it's crazy

Had to immediately watch this again, cause HOW????

MAX VERSTAPPEN | Post race, Imola GP 2025 by Clive Rose. (edited)

they invented a new low just for me

No love, however brief, is wasted.

Raditya Bagas

not to shit on zack snyder again but it's really funny that he tried to make a big, grand, complex moral quandary on where superman should stand when he saves people around the world and then james gunn is like "he wants to do it because he thinks it's the right thing to do". sometimes going simpler means you get to the crux of what the character is all about much more efficiently. like wow it's really that easy

Starting out really bad while creating something is so fucking liberating, yea I can be shit in 10 more ways.

lowkey if u just ignore everything life is so good .... the flowers are blooming, the sun is shining!!

“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that

SEVERANCE 2.04 | Woe's Hollow

SEVERANCE + actor improvisation

actually the reveal that there was no timeskip at all is hysterical. milchick really spent that whole weekend going all over town firing people, hiring people, putting together insane fruit baskets, and serving cunt in his motorcycle helmet. then at the orders of the board he had to very quickly fire the people he hired, rehire the people he fired, commission an oil painting for the severed floor lobby, redecorate the break room, and put together an award-winning claymation corporate apology video designed to showcase the new innie perks and reforms that don't exist as well as that one time helena eagan's innie sucked face with the innie whose outie his ex-boss is obsessed with. where is HIS waffle party

Had these done a little while after finishing season 2 and forgot to post!

Inherently fucked and slowly realising it gotta be my fav genre :)

Fully exhausted and I want everything to hit me with full force 🥰

I get notifications from my gf posting here and as I'm jobless now I can see them as soon as they are posted 🥰

Happy birthday to my love. She is literally the best thing that happened to me. I love her so fucking much<3

I Was Into Weird Shit When I was Only 6 Years Old

sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

I love you and I miss you a lot

Mannnn lsg is owning srh. Feeling sad :(

Friend going back to uk, went there with another friend, got back, eating kfc now and then going for brutalist, Les gooooo!!!!!

Also you know the answer, we both are fools for each other<3

Feeling better now :)

Didn't go in the end. Had rest and more rest. Les goooooo more food and more good food.

What football will look like in the future

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

Everyone do yourselves a favor and click on this link to have a transformative media-based experience

Got through something remarkable in the last few days, this only proves how madly we love each other. I just love my girl<3

I'm a straight guy and I have a bi sexual girlfriend. I love her way too much and it's our 2 year anniversary and I'm really happy!!

this is my favorite one i've done so far i fear

inspired by this!

It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.