From "Quite The Predicament" Ft Heavy

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Conundrum of a male slave

What's the term for it, "cognitive dissonance"?

When I'm in captivity, I get intensely excited when I'm near my owner. I have an overpowering urge to please her. Maybe it's a vain hope that she will let me out, or maybe the frustration at not being able to please myself is manifesting into action.

Yes, that's exactly what the cage is supposed to do, of course. But the more agitation results in greater attentiveness and more begging to please my owner orally. She has less and less incentive to let me out. I snap to attention when she talks, come quickly when ordered, and do every casual chore she cares for.

I can't back off and pretend I'm not interested, or disobey a single thing she says, though I've halfheartedly tried. It's a real pickle.

Go on, kiss the hand that whips you.