I Know Unicorns Are Usually Silver Or Lavender With Those Skinny Horse Legs Built For Running But Id

reflection

If I fought myself the battle would end with a draw. Not because we would knock each other out, but because we would just not fight. too much effort

bowtie birds

忘却（oblivion）/2022

Saving the recipe for later

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I’ll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it’s funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Sea meets sky

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Four years later...

A computer programmer goes to buy some bread.

On his way out, his wife says, “and while you’re there, get a carton of eggs”.

He never returned.

I dressed up as Abraham Lincoln for Halloween. I couldn't get the beard off for a week and nobody commented on it causing me to develop an irrational fear I was turning into Abraham Lincoln.

cattooo

i asked for people to send me their cats on twitter many people graciously answered my call so many beautiful cats

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