Shell House + Guardian Cat

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

A ghost stegosaurus visiting their newly discovered bones. They’re so happy you found them!

Not living in the USA is so weird when you're on the internet, especially during holidays when everyone is talking about food and candy since we don't have them here. I know more about candy from the US than what is sold in the local store but I have never even seen most of them in person; only ever heard the tales about these Reese's Cups, Skittles, Starburst, Sour Patch Kids, Hershey Kisses, Tootsie Pops, Candy corn and Twizzlers (I got these from searching "popular candy in USA").

A computer programmer goes to buy some bread.

On his way out, his wife says, “and while you’re there, get a carton of eggs”.

He never returned.

シュタルク Stark 修塔爾克

frieren

daily no. 51

reflection

“I’m gonna pet it” “You realize that’s a dragon?” “A dragon that’s about to get pet”