They Are On A Date

⚡ serval from honkai star rail - print commissioned by her english VA, Natalie van Sistine!

birds but they’re also cats, catbirds 

A brief introduction of how they met.

I went to the mall with my family and the exit led straight to this zig-zag road with a monkey on each turn and you had to survive their attacks to go back home. There was a little wooden house halfway through the road that was meant as a way for people to take a break from the monkeys but there was a bigger, more aggressive monkey inside.

A computer programmer goes to buy some bread.

On his way out, his wife says, “and while you’re there, get a carton of eggs”.

He never returned.

How about a Wizard Staff that is actually a big magical stick bug familiar

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

One of the most entertaining things I have watched in over one and a half year is a man sitting in a chair chained to a big CRT TV forced to say Mario over half a million times for many days straight. There is only Mario and sleep and Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario, sleep and Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario. He also has Mario music on the TV but I'm only here for the Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario. I think I am going insane myself, I only hear Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario all the time Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario

If you need a new code for a padlock I suggest starting with a high number so it'll be harder to brute force. If you need to brute force a padlock I suggest starting from a high number.