For easy reference, I've made a masterpost of Cheeseaged Exocolonist, the run where I play Exocolonist as it was truly meant to be played: as a ten-year scheme to manipulate hearts, minds and time until I have created the perfect world, where I rule with everyone's blessing.
This run will contain so much spoiler content, cheese and psychological horror as to ruin Teenage Exocolonist for everyone. Or make it better. Titles that contain spoilers/triggers are censored on this list, more on request.
Intro
Age 0-9 - Minmax my own early childhood
Age 10 - Neglect my own education for levelling purposes
Age 11 - Ruin Valentine's Day as soon as it is invented by blorboing so hard it becomes existentially horrifying
Age 12 - Announce my intention to rule the world
Age 13 - Forget my dad's love because it's suboptimal
Age 14 - Sol meets her one weakness...
Age 15 - Use my transcendence of time to cheat at cards
Age 16 - Ascend to autistic godhood
Age 16 (Again) - Be so good at the game that I [ruin my own plans] and have to backtrack significantly
Age 17 - Treat people's mental health issues [in a family-unfriendly way]
Age 18 - Use my compassion and mental health literacy to set up a coup and crush my enemies
Age 19 (First Half) - Form a trans lesbian political marriage for the buffs
Age 19 (Finale) - Cement my power...
Epilogue
Linked Universe the anime
good news everyone! ive come to the conclusion that the worst thing a character can be is unlucky
Part I
I know it's almost new year but I don't care, it's Halloween again people (this part was supposed to be posed in October but things happen)
Once again thank you @xmaruu11 not only for being the co-writer of the comic but also for doing the flat colors
Knights your boatem
For you and your internet friends! π
Feel free to send these to them but please do not repost
Links to my free sewing patterns! - big manta ray - smaller manta ray - monster friend (those monsters with horns Iβve been making lately, but without horns) - pie slice - Fred, the Fish of Minimal Effort - tiny cat (aka Jiji) - mini mothman - whale shark/donut whale shark - juggling frog/toad (aka my smallest, simplest frog pattern of the three Iβve made) - large frog - tiny hedgehog - minecraft bee - minecraft zombie - blorbo - Strawberry Hearts quilt pattern - starfish - little octopus
Itβs #wipwednesday! What are you working on this week? πππ Next free blanket on my hook! This is the Triple Interlocking Block Stitch, video on my YouTube channel! Tutorial here! π
Link to my blog/website: https://crochetml.com/
https://crochetml.com/free-crochet-patterns/
Check out the tiktok here!
They will be safe. It doesn't matter who else or what else burns as long as They will be safe.
I will be safe. The hunger and the cold will never touch me again.
Fuck any bitch who's prettier(/cooler/better-liked/better at making dumplings) than me.
Yes, Master
Love me. Love me. Love me. Love me. LOVE ME!
I know the terrible things these so-called "heroes" will do if I don't stop them (<- is absolutely wrong)
I don't want a better future, I want a better past!
No other way to get performance art funded these days
also speaking of jakub rΓ³ΕΌalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!!