Immortality As Theft (you Have To Steal Life From Something Else) Immortality As Parasitism (there Is

just a handy little info chart on the spectrums of sexuality.

/Edit: I forgot to give credit this is a screenshot from a video made by a content creator called Lily Orchard you should check her channel out it's amazing

Apparently people who don't have executive dysfunction think that actually working on something is the hardest part of doing something. And that's why they get mad that you call the rest of the project "easy" after you've finally worked through doing the plan and know what to do when you're working.

So when you're through with the epiphany of how to make it physically possible to make the thing you're making, and you're sharing the plan with excitement, because the hard part is over, and now you only have to get your hands moving and do it, they get mad at you like

"it's not that easy! It's a lot of hard work! >:C"

they mean it, because

to them, working is the hardest part.

They don't have to fight their brains to get started. They don't have to fight their way through making the choices, making the plan, making yourself make the thing. People who don't suffer from executive dysfunction think that the hardest part is actually doing the thing.

grieving

I've come to realise that having motivation issues (linked to executive dysfuction) is like owning a car that doesn't have a starter motor. You have to physically get out and push the fucking thing to get it to go.

Meanwhile everyone else's cars start fine with the turn of a key or press of a button.

You wanna do the thing and go to the place like everyone else but it takes such a monumental effort to start the car each time that a lot of the time it's easier to bail on the thing and not do it.

Some people are lucky to have someone who can help them push the car and get it to start, and this makes it easier, and you don't have to expend as much energy.

Some of us have developed systems and hacks like the routine of parking the car on a hill so next time we need it to start we have momentum helping us out.

But once the car is started then hey ho you're good to go!

...until it stalls.

We can never install a starter motor for our car and yeah the clock is broken and there's no sat nav, but it goes faster than everyone elses, it has tons of storage space and a bitchin media and sound system.

So do what you gotta do to get the car rollin', lads, even if you feel stupid doing it. Peel out like a boss with the music cranked up, go to the place and do the thing.

p.s and don't forgor to put fuel in it

p.p.s and check your tyre pressure regularly

lil 16 page zine that i made at the coffee shop this weekend! a sort of pick your path style mini game, because i love wizards + interactive fiction. hope you get out of the wizard dungeon!!

When myths become reality

pain sharing curse au feat THE COLORS✨ + wild is actually the only one who’d believe you wind lol

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“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos