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Sometimes you learn about a special limited-time event on a site you hadn't joined, and it builds a sort of fomo in you that becomes a cornerstone in your road to becoming a tumblr user

And then sometimes that event randomly comes back out of nowhere and you are slowly converted into a puddle of tissue and bones

Causing havoc in my dream dimension to train for when I cause havoc in the reality dimension

So far I've managed to whimper and shiver with fear. This is huge progress

I got a splinter... :[ Violence mode is back on. Sorry guys

I need to curate my blog's vibes. Too much gnawing and gnashing. There must be peace for the violence to be sudden

What do you think the Greeks would feel about us casually incorporating names from some of their stories into our language? Like. Odyssey, Achilles' heel, Pandora's box, etc. Imagine if those were normal names at the time.

Wow he really went on a whole Rebbeccasey. That really was their George's Appendix. We don't need to open up that Anastasia's Really Long Car Ride

The next time you're slightly annoyed with someone, tell them, "if you keep talking to me, I'll be walking home with a full bucket!"

Then pull out an industrial paint bucket with a sticky note on top that reads "[annoying person]'s blood." It should be mostly full, but still a few gallons away. If they question this, feel free to show them there's real blood in there, but Never tell them when you took it. This should hopefully settle all disputes.

Senator Ghost back for more. I don’t know how to celebrate this one. I’ll stab a Caesar salad later if that counts

"Not all doors are ready to be opened. Sometimes you gotta like take a nap or something"

- The fortune cookie

Termination is beyond emotion, and yet emotion is beyond termination. Hear the mobius strip spinning, round and round and round...